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Hi ! You are about to play with a random pisslow platinum IV zilean top !

Don’t worry ! It’s not like you're gonna carry anyway ! Play around him if his matchup is bad, and most of all, trust him !

the next slides are for Zilean PQWER if you are dumb and don’t remember them

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Zilean P : Time in a bottle

So basically zil’ gave u XP

Zilean Q : Time bomb

Zilean Q is a projectile with a SHITTY hitbox that attach itself to units they hit. After 3 seconds if Zilean don’t W, it explodes.

→ THIS IS THE ONLY SOURCE OF DMG THAT ZILEAN POSSESS.

Then, don’t ping your zilean if he miss everything, don’t worry,

it’s all planned. Don’t be tilt, every game is winnable.

average Zilean Players

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Zilean W : Rewind

It reduces the cooldowns of both Zilean Q and E by 10 seconds. If Zilean Q again a target previously hit by a bomb, the first one will explose immediatly. while the second will stun.

Zilean : Time Warp

Zilean can grant bonus movement speed to ally or slow an enemy champion up to 99%.

U may ask, isn’t this op ?

Don’t worry, it’s not :)

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ZILEAN R : CHRONOSHIFT

Zilean can revive someone by tagging him with his R. This tag only last for 5 seconds, and if the ally dies within this time, it’ll resurrect and healed.

If you have never played zilean, don’t ping zilean R if u die, don’t worry, everything is planned.

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now let’s play the game !