Ching-Hei’s White-Boy Tier List

Type Guides!

Type A - I want to protect them cherish them forfeit all mortal possessions to them

Type B - I want to push them down a flight of stairs (USUALLY affectionately)

Dr loboto (Psychonauts)

Astur X

• Type B
• Relatable and has similar hobbies as me
• Funny and nice guy
• CAN do maniacal laugh
• I want him inside my mouth
• THE BAT
• Deceased (Soon 😈)

Fernand Geber (The Long Long Holiday)

• Type A
• Nice Voice
• Brave, cool, and funny
• Smiles despite hardships
• Deceased :(

Victor Frankenstein (Frankenstein)

• Type B
• Brilliant young scientist
• Rich white boy 🤑
• Angsty and depressed :(
• T-twink…
• I’d like his hair in my mouth
• Deceased :(

White Storm/Mack (Sherlock Holmes & the Great Escape)

• Kind and caring
• Will sacrifice himself for those he cares about
• Athletic
• Can fight
• The Furry

Colonel Von Krieger (The Long Long Holiday)

• Awesome fit
• Lickable hair
• Can sing decently
• Nice guy but kind of firm
• Old Men 🤤
• Likely deceased :(

The Spot (Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse)

• Type B
• Butt-ass naked scientist
• He is like sad
• His body is very 😋
• I want to be inside his holes
• I want to kick his balls (affectionately)

Dr. Harley Sawyer (Poppy Playtime)

• The people inside caseoh’s stream made it worse for me thanks guys but at least you are all validating how I feel
• They're right about daddy and daddy’s back
• Type b
• If i got the chance I'd beat this guy to death
• Evil scientist
• The fact that he is a brain in a jar makes it…easier 😈

Diesel

• HE IS SO CUTE
• I wish he was part of a real show
• TYPE A
• No voice but that doesn’t matter �because HAGHSDKJGHLDSJ:KHGHS

Griffin (The Invisible Man)

• Type B
• STRANGLE ME, DADDY
• Scientist
• Can kill people
• THE ULTIMATE WHITE BOY
• Deceased :(

BOOK-ACCURATE Frankenstein’s Monster (Frankenstein)

• Type A
• Sad emo boy :(
• Can kill a whole family
• Very intelligent
• Long-haired men 🤤
• Deceased :(

Red (Rainbow Friends)

• MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MA
• I want to suck his bulbous head
• Ramen the Bellowfish needs to stop sending tumblr twinkified versions of him
• Mad Scientist 🤤

Bittergiggle (Garten of Banban)

• Silly man!!!
• I like his voice
• Cute laugh
• Jester
• Deceased :(

Allied Mastercomputer (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream)

• His voice is so hot
• I can fix him I swear

Darkrai (Pokèmon)

• Femboy (do NOT @ ME)
• Depressed Emo Edgy
• Legs 🤤
• Long haired men 🤤
• I will lick your hair buddy
• GYAAAAAATT

Slurp/Isaac Night (Wednesday)

• When toccata and fugue in d minor started playing and he was fixing up his lab i busted a nut
• Evil scientist

Dmitri Shostakovich

• Hair is so MMMMMMM
• Looks cute with glasses
• Talented composer
• Created one of my favorite songs EVER
• Deceased :(

Datto (Ghost Stories)

• Nice ass
• Nice ass
• Nice ass
• Nice ass
• Nice ass
• Nice ass
• Nice ass
• Nice ass
• Nice ass
• Nice ass
• I’m sorry you died
• Emo boy
• Athletic

Marx (Kirby)

• Cute, chaotic personality
• Adorable smile and bright eyes
• Teethies!!!
• Love his hat
• He’s just a silly little guy :)

Magolor (Kirby)

• Silly man!!!
• Not bald

Dark Matter Blade (Kirby)

• VERY EMO BOY
• Edgy and sharp
• Hot
• Depressed
• Likely deceased :(

Mewtwo (Pokémon)

• Freak of Science
• Ballsack feet that I can suck on
• Depressed emo

Jimmy

• Hot
• I also want his hair in my mouth
• Depressed :(
• Deceased :(

Jumbo Josh (Garten of Banban)

• I want to have the most hard rough sex with Jumbo Josh so bad I need to see his Jumbo Cock I need Jumbo Josh to Jumbo Smash me so bad I need it I need it I nee
• Add "Straight Green Gorilla whites" to the jumbo josh slide

Imposter (Among Us)

• That one video changed my mind about among us imposter
• Can kill me
• Don't you want to get eaten by the among us imposter??? too???

Dr. Two-Brains (WordGirl)

• This was my awakening

Snufkin (The Moomins)

He has rizz

Sirenhead

Tall lanky 🤤

Theremind (My Singing Monsters)

• I love tubby people

Suit o (high on life)

I know he is supposed to be annoying but i find him cute

Dr phosphorous

The creaking

Also tall lanky

Twigleg

I liked him when i was in elementary school

Sasha Nein (Psychonauts)

Glep

Platonic hes just like this guy guys

Lego minifigure

Art Credits!

Page - Artist(s)

Astur X - Astur X�Fernand Geber - The Long Long Holiday�Victor Frankenstein - Wyattrary, Corinkeen, Overly Sarcastic Productions�White Storm/Mack - Sherlock Holmes & the Great Escape

Colonel von Krieger - The Long Long Holiday�The Spot - Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse, Me�Griffin - Bingosomen�Dmitri Shostakovich - Google�Datto - Ghost Stories, Me�https://x.com/LOLUSER1324

https://x.com/Itz_Smi73

https://www.instagram.com/p/DGRDbCgPkOl/

https://starleska.tumblr.com/post/774510104641978368

https://www.tumblr.com/kokostardust

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Beyond this pointe i might add my ocs grah

Tyrone (my singing monstre)

tyrone

i drew all of this by the way