Hazbin World

Season 1 Episode 6

Charlie: So that’s my story of how I lost my pet hound. I mean.. he was so cute. A fantastic beastie. I so love this kinda creature.

Red: That was impressing. Anymore stories?

Velvette: Well.. hehe.. My book is one of a kind. But note than when I start reading it.. Things get real. Too real.

Charlie Magne: Come on then. Read us that shit.

Red: Must be better than dope. Come on.

Velvette: Alright. So it all starts when the grim reaper wanted me to bring him a certain object. They call it.. The Kraken’s Tooth.

Verosika Mayday: Excuse me.. But where the fuck are we? I feel kinda bad here.

Velvette: I forgot to mention that when I read this book.. The story comes to real life once again.. and it’s up to you to end this nicely.

Grim Reaper: Hello my friends. I’m on a vacation from Hell. I need you pussies to do me a little bloody favor.

Velvette: Don’t trust him! He wants to eradicate the entire demon race!

Grim Reaper: I hate spoilers. Now.. I have another trick up my sleeve.

Velvette: Release them at once! You will never manage to wipe out the demons! Surrender while you still can!

Grim Reaper: Sorry but I have a world to take over. See? Death is a doorway to Hell. But a new inventor told me there’s a way to take the souls of demons and angels as well.

Velvette: Well that I didn't know last time I read this story. Anyway.. WHO THE FUCK IS THE INVENTOR OF THAT SHIT?!

Grim Reaper: Hehehe.. Someone you may know perhaps.

Mammon: Hello gorgeous.

Velvette: Mammon?

Mammon: Not part of the story babe. Guess I am the one possessing the book. It’s my spellbook and I want it back so I told The Reaper about everything.you’re gonna do to stop him and now.. see? I have the book for myself.

Grim Reaper: It was very nice catching up.. But I have to go. Got business to do and demons to reap and tear apart. See ya suckers!

Velvette: You’re gonna fucking pay lots of cash you asshole retard!

Mammon: Well don’t be so mad. I have a peace of good news for you.

Velvette: What is it?

Mammon: Don’t tell anyone but Satan is fake. I was following Fizzarolli into the throne room.. The one in which Satan stays. Satan’s voice changer was all fucked up so we heard his real voice. It was The Anti-Christ.

Velvette: So why are you telling me this?

Mammon: You held the book so you may know everything about it.. And that’s why I want you to help me control the world. And I’ll fuck you in the bathtub everyday from now on.

Velvette: Cut the crap. I am going to save my friends and destroy you.

Mammon: Now I am going to fuck you the hard way.. HEHEHE.. INTERESTING!

Velvette: Alastor?

Alastor: Lucky when you read that book I was spying after you in that silly room. That’s why I’m also here. At your service lordess.

Velvette: RUN!!

Mammon: Fizzarolli. Do you know what’s happening here?

Fizzarolli: I am about to capture the prize.

Mammon: No. I am sending you with our hellhounds to kill Velvette. That pink lordess of hell.

Fizzarolli: Okey dokey. Let’s go!

Fizzarolli: Alright boys. The one who kills Velvette gets the bonzai. Let’s seize that ass fucker!

Red: I’m so confused. Where the hell are we? Hah Grim Eater?

Grim Reaper: First of all.. Look how thin I am. I am no eater! Second, welcome to my torture chamber of DOOM! HAHAHA!

Charlie Magne: Come on. We’re innocent demons. If you chose life over death.. you’ll be much happier.

Grim Reaper: I had enough of abiding to the laws of life and death. I wanna make things more pretty.. More interesting.

Don Poseidon: Ahmmm.. Boss.. we ordered pizza for the rest of our thugs. What shall I choose? Mushrooms or some extraordinary arsenic?

Grim Reaper: Kill these fuckers. I’ll handle the pizza.

Don Poseidon: That will be really.. really.. amazing. Killing the daughter of Lucifer and her roomies.

Velvette: Oh baby. You’re not the only one equipped with a fucking chainsaw.

Velvette: Now guys. Let’s finish this idiotic story.

Grim Reaper: Now I’m gonna kill you.

Fizzarolli: Minions.. ATTACK!

Fizzarolli: That dick reaper is dead.

Velvette: Why did you save me?

Fizzarolli: I am a spy for The Anti-Christ. He wants you and your friends to live until he comes for ya fuckers.

Velvette: That’s very nice of him.

Charlie Magne: Now that was an interesting story.

Verosika Mayday: Anyone else wanna tell her story?

Red: What do you say Velvette?

Velvette: I had enough stories for today.

Mammon: We all know.. You work for Heaven Fizzarolli! You’re a lying.. no good con artist! Well done.. I’m proud to have such a pawn for my own game.

Mammon: Now.. let’s kill some hellhounds.

Fizzarolli: Please! Don’t kill them!

Mammon: Now they look much better. Medium well done.

Fizzarolli: YOU’RE A MONSTER! HOW COULD YOU?!

Mammon: Hehahaha.. Cause I am the fucking commanding officer of Hell.. and I am about to be the king.

Fizzarolli: AAAAAHHHH!

Mammon: You’re good. Good indeed. As good.. AS DEAD.