The Emu War
My name is Russia! I am currently the Soviet Union and I have very good pryaniki!
My name is British Empire ! I invented the train! I am in Europe!
My name is the French Empire! I make baguettes!
My name is Australia! I am in a war with my national animal, the emu.
And it’s a pest.
Ah, my beautiful crops, look at my babies WHERE ARE MY CROPS??
BOO HOO HOO HOOO!!! WE ARE ON A GREAT DEPRESSION AND NOW MY CROPS ARE GONE??
Hey wait a second, THE EMUS ARE EATING THEM!
THEY ARE NOTHING BUT CRIMINALS!!! I’M CALLING THE MILITARY!
WHAT THE HECK??? WHO ARE YOU!!
Sir, the emus are eating my crops!!!
Why are you coming to the military? You should have went to the agricultural government.
HMMPH!.
Hey fellow farmers! Do we all agree to fight the emus? Also why do you all look like me?
YES DOES EMUS ARE PESTS YESTERDAY MY CARROTS GOT EATEN BY THEM
THE ARE STUPID WORTHLESS ANIMALS
YEAH!
WE CAN USE THEM TO MAKE TENDER MATS!
GASP! THAT'S ANIMAL CRUELTY!
DID I SAY TENDER MATS?! I MEANT, THE WEATHER'S BAD! FOR MAKING TENDER MATS!
GASP! THAT'S ANIMAL CRUELTY!
GOSH DARN IT! DID I SAY TENDER MATS? I MEANT HEATHER’S CAT! WHO COULD HELP US CATCH THE EMUS FOR TENDER MATS!
GASP!
DID I SAY TENDER MAT...
Meanwhile...
I MEANT NEVER CHAT!
Meanwhile...
GASP WHEEZE GASP WHEEZE..
Anyways, let’s all fight the emus! With the military!
NO. WAIT A MINUTE...
OK WE WILL DO THIS IDIOTIC THING BUT YOU PAY FOR EVERYTHING AND WE WILL NOT USE TANKS. GUNS CAN TAKE CARE OF THOSE BIRDS
Aim... And FIRE!!!
Aim... And FIRE!!!
HOW DID I GET 0??
Speed -
40km
39km
Speed -
39km
40km
Speed -
40km
THOSE EMUS ARE LIKE TANKS, OK SO WE NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO KILL ALL OF THEM
Ok, we are a bit closer now, FIRE!
Good, we got 12 this time! OUT OF THE 150???? WE NEED TANKS!
How much emus did you get?
Umm lets see here... Ah yes! A grand total of 23!
ONLY 23??????
They don’t want us to use tanks so we had to get this instead.
OK, were going now
COME HERE EMU!
WE GOT IT!!!
IS THAT A CLIFF?
Ok men, we know their tactics now.
You know what? We’re calling this off
At least I got a tender mat
WHAT?????
The End
CREDITS:
Some scenes inspired from Oversimplified: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNIuvl7V8zACPpTmmNIqP2A
Sound effects from FStudios: https://www.fesliyanstudios.com/
Gun and Face Picture from Google Images