Round 0 (no points): Documentary
The Honor
The Review
The Image
The Script
The Scores
Qt
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
TOP BILLING ACTORS
BELOW AVERAGE REVIEW
SCREENSHOT
FIRST LINE(S)
LOWEST AND HIGHEST SCORES
MAJOR AWARDS
ABOVE AVERAGE REVIEW
DRAWING
LAST LINE(S)
THREE RANDOM SCORES
REVEAL
THE
MOVIE
The Honor
Relatively unknown people from France
Round 0 (no points): Documentary
TOP BILLING ACTORS
Qt
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
The Honor
Round 0 (no points): Documentary
MAJOR AWARDS
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Review
Clearly a precursor of the slice of life genre. It is actually pretty incredible to see footage from this time period at all. Whilst not the most action packed film I have ever seen, none the less a fascinating brief clip.
Reviewer:
Bertz
Favorite movie:
Hot Fuzz
Least favorite movie: M Night Shyamalan's The Last Airbender
Round 0 (no points): Documentary
BELOW AVERAGE REVIEW
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
Sometimes experimental films get so caught up in trying to be clever that they lose their way. This film, while short, has a clear purpose and is quite compelling in its simplicity. While the modern audience might not fully appreciate this work, for the original viewers, this film must have been thrilling, perhaps even frightening. Additionally, when one considers the influence this film has had on the entire industry, it becomes even more impressive. You would be hard pressed to find any movie that was not influenced in some manner by this one.
Reviewer:
Debra Johnson-Cortesi
Favorite movie:
It Happened One Night
Least favorite movie: Manos: The Hands of Fate
The Review
Round 0 (no points): Documentary
ABOVE AVERAGE REVIEW
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Image
Round 0 (no points): Documentary
DRAWING
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Image
Round 0 (no points): Documentary
SCREENSHOT
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Script
“...”
Round 0 (no points): Documentary
FIRST LINE(S)
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Script
“...”
Round 0 (no points): Documentary
LAST LINE(S)
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Score
Lowest score:
40
Highest score:
100
Round 0 (no points): Documentary
LOWEST AND HIGHEST SCORES
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Score
Reviewer:
Bezekric
Favorite movie:
Alien
Least favorite movie:
Transformers (2007)
Score: 99
Reviewer:
DeM0nFiRe
Favorite movie:
Princess Mononoke
Least favorite movie:
The Happening
Score: 50
Reviewer:
TheColorTurkey
Favorite movie:
Brazil
Least favorite movie:
Baby Geniuses 2: Super Babies
Score: 90
Round 0 (no points): Documentary
THREE RANDOM SCORES
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
L'Arrivée d'un Train en Gare de La Ciotat
The Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat Station
(1896)
AVERAGE SCORE: 66
One of the earliest pieces of cinema, the 50 seconds silent film by the Lumière brothers features a quick scene of a train pulling to the station and people getting onboard.
The movie industry will greatly improve with the invention of the car chase.
Round 0 (no points): Documentary
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
NEXT MOVIE
The Honor
The Review
The Image
The Script
The Scores
Round 1: Western
TOP BILLING ACTORS
BELOW AVERAGE REVIEW
SCREENSHOT
FIRST LINE(S)
LOWEST AND HIGHEST SCORES
MAJOR AWARDS
ABOVE AVERAGE REVIEW
DRAWING
LAST LINE(S)
THREE RANDOM SCORES
REVEAL
THE
MOVIE
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Honor
Round 1: Western
TOP BILLING ACTORS
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Honor
Round 1: Western
MAJOR AWARDS
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Review
On paper, this movie should have been not just a box office smash, but a critical sensation. In actuality, it was neither, although it did barely make back its immense, insane budget. Starring a multimedia superstar, a comedy stalwart, and buoyed by an embarrassment of riches of genre actors in supporting roles, this film had the makings of being a slam dunk. The director had previously had massive success, both critically and financially, in adapting decades-old series and modernizing them for the big screen, and hired folks behind the camera with whom he’d had years of experience. The action set pieces are big and bombastic. But the film never comes together to form a cohesive whole. The two leads have little comedic chemistry, their repartee is stunted, which isn’t helped by the woeful script. A major disappointment any way you look at it.
Reviewer:
TheColorTurkey
Favorite movie:
Brazil
Least favorite movie:
Baby Geniuses 2: Super Babies
Round 1: Western
BELOW AVERAGE REVIEW
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
This movie constantly does something that seems sort of interesting, and then it dives right back into ridiculous “what the bus?” territory, half of the actors feel like they are in different movies with a completely different tone. Every time this movie seems like it might get better it goes back to crude jokes, but then a few minutes later it gets a genuine laugh. just baffling
Reviewer:
Yakmage
Favorite movie:
Labyrinth
Least favorite movie: Master of Disguise
The Review
Round 1: Western
ABOVE AVERAGE REVIEW
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Image
Round 1: Western
DRAWING
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Image
Round 1: Western
SCREENSHOT
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Script
“He’s a madman! I must warn the president! Giant spider!”
Round 1: Western
FIRST LINE(S)
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Script
A: “Jim”
B: “What now, Artie?”
A: “Do you mind if I ask you a question?”
B: “Actually I do, Artie”
Round 1: Western
LAST LINE(S)
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Score
Lowest score:
20
Highest score:
95
Round 1: Western
LOWEST AND HIGHEST SCORES
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Score
Reviewer:
KittyBeanie
Favorite movie:
Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind
Least favorite movie:
Mission: Impossible 2
Score: 49
Reviewer:
Reed Hillmar
Favorite movie:
Dr. Strangelove
Least favorite movie:
Troll 2
Score: 44
Reviewer:
Echelon_being
Favorite movie:
Atlantis: The Lost Empire
Least favorite movie:
Old Boy
Score: 36
Round 1: Western
THREE RANDOM SCORES
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
Wild Wild West (1999)
AVERAGE SCORE: 55
At the time the highest budget movie ever made, cowboy Will Smith and inventor Kevin Kline fight super villain confederates in this train chase across America.
Steampunk, Westerns and giant mechanical spiders. How can you go wrong?
My reviewers assure that there are many ways.
Round 1: Western
NEXT MOVIE
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
Round 2: Action-Horror
The Honor
The Review
The Image
The Script
The Scores
REVEAL
THE
MOVIE
TOP BILLING ACTORS
BELOW AVERAGE REVIEW
SCREENSHOT
FIRST LINE(S)
LOWEST AND HIGHEST SCORES
MAJOR AWARDS
ABOVE AVERAGE REVIEW
DRAWING
LAST LINE(S)
THREE RANDOM SCORES
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Honor
Round 2: Action-Horror
TOP BILLING ACTORS
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Honor
Round 2: Action-Horror
MAJOR AWARDS
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Review
What is going on here? Stock footage from the late 00s mixed with a film that was shot in the 80s? I have to say, I was very confused when the three top-listed actors all died in the first scene. Things never really recovered.
Reviewer:
Reed Hillmar
Favorite movie:
Dr. Strangelove
Least favorite movie:
Troll 2
Round 2: Action-Horror
BELOW AVERAGE REVIEW
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
Reshoots appear to have been done about 40 years after the fact. They reuse the same footage several times throughout the film. The absolutely insane animatronics. This movie is an absolute masterpiece. Why was there a concert in the middle of the movie? Who are these acts? So many shots in this movie seem to have been used purely because they filmed them. Do they forward the plot? Do they matter at all? Who cares, it pads the run time!
Reviewer:
Toddthedog
Favorite movie:
Cloud Atlas
Least favorite movie: Beau is Afraid
The Review
Round 2: Action-Horror
ABOVE AVERAGE REVIEW
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Image
Round 2: Action-Horror
DRAWING
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Image
Round 2: Action-Horror
SCREENSHOT
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Script
”I love you guys. Ew! You told me this is gonna be some little simple stroll through the forest. Treat me like some goddamn mountain climber”
Round 2: Action-Horror
FIRST LINE(S)
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Script
A: “Is that part of the show?”
B: “Yes. Yes it is.”
C: “Thank you! Thank you!”
Round 2: Action-Horror
LAST LINE(S)
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Score
Lowest score:
4
Highest score:
70
Round 2: Action-Horror
LOWEST AND HIGHEST SCORES
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Score
Reviewer:
CitizenKayt
Favorite movie:
Bladerunner
Least favorite movie:
Cocaine Shark
Score: 10
Reviewer:
Iveray
Favorite movie:
The Princess Bride
Least favorite movie:
Black Robe
Score: 80
Reviewer:
Zander
Favorite movie:
Tampopo
Least favorite movie:
Manos: The Hands of Fate
Score: 21
Round 2: Action-Horror
THREE RANDOM SCORES
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
Grizzly II: Revenge (1983/2020)
AVERAGE SCORE: 27
When a grizzly loses her family, she seeks revenge on anyone who wanders into her woods -- including the concert that's setting up nearby.
Sometimes a movie can survive a no-name director, a producer who leaves on day one of the shooting with all of the production’s money only to end up in jail for a “non-related business transaction”, a forfeiture of its production equipment and props (including bear animatronics) by the Hungarian government, being shelved for four decades and then finished with freeware assets and Youtube sound effects FOUR DECADES LATER, and sometimes it’s Grizzly II: The Revenge.
Round 2: Action-Horror
NEXT MOVIE
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Honor
The Review
The Image
The Script
The Scores
Round 3: Comedy-Drama
REVEAL
THE
MOVIE
TOP BILLING ACTORS
BELOW AVERAGE REVIEW
SCREENSHOT
FIRST LINE(S)
LOWEST AND HIGHEST SCORES
MAJOR AWARDS
ABOVE AVERAGE REVIEW
DRAWING
LAST LINE(S)
THREE RANDOM SCORES
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Honor
Round 3: Comedy-Drama
TOP BILLING ACTORS
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Honor
Round 3: Comedy-Drama
MAJOR AWARDS
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Review
The film was extremely visually appealing. Nearly every shot made me think "neat" either because of some particularly nice choices of framing, or because another actor I didn't know was in the movie had appeared. But beyond that, the film falls flat. The script has a number of entertaining lines, and more than a few high-brow jokes, but none of them were memorable. Overall, the storyline leaves a lot to be desired.
Reviewer:
KadmosTech
Favorite movie:
Ocean's 13
Least favorite movie:
Wish
Round 3: Comedy-Drama
BELOW AVERAGE REVIEW
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
This rags to riches film is life changing. What a classic, the best of this director’s catalog, in my humble opinion. It’s a joy to watch! The symmetry and the comedic timing and the colors, everything in this movie is a delight for the senses.
Reviewer:
KittyBeanie
Favorite movie:
Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind
Least favorite movie:
Mission: Impossible 2
The Review
Round 3: Comedy-Drama
ABOVE AVERAGE REVIEW
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Image
Round 3: Comedy-Drama
DRAWING
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Image
Round 3: Comedy-Drama
SCREENSHOT
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Script
“It is an extremely common mistake: people think the writer’s imagination is always at work, that he is constantly inventing an endless supply of incidents and episodes, that he simply dreams-up his stories out of thin air. In point of fact, the opposite is true.”
Round 3: Comedy-Drama
FIRST LINE(S)
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Script
“I did not return to Europe for many years. It was an enchanting, old ruin. but I never managed to see it again.”
Round 3: Comedy-Drama
LAST LINE(S)
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Score
Lowest score:
45
Highest score:
100
Round 3: Comedy-Drama
LOWEST AND HIGHEST SCORES
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Score
Reviewer:
Knittinginbinary
Favorite movie:
Big Eden
Least favorite movie:
It's a Wonderful Life
Score: 90
Reviewer:
TehAmelie
Favorite movie:
Forrest Gump
Least favorite movie:
Meet the Spartans
Score: 81
Reviewer:
tidehollowcat
Favorite movie:
RRR
Least favorite movie:
Manos: the Hands of Fate
Score: 97
Round 3: Comedy-Drama
THREE RANDOM SCORES
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)
AVERAGE SCORE: 83
Just Wes Anderson doing Wes Anderson things.
Round 3: Comedy-Drama
NEXT MOVIE
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Honor
The Review
The Image
The Script
The Scores
Round 4: Musical
REVEAL
THE
MOVIE
TOP BILLING ACTORS
BELOW AVERAGE REVIEW
SCREENSHOT
FIRST LINE(S)
LOWEST AND HIGHEST SCORES
MAJOR AWARDS
ABOVE AVERAGE REVIEW
DRAWING
LAST LINE(S)
THREE RANDOM SCORES
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Honor
Round 4: Musical
TOP BILLING ACTORS
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Honor
Round 4: Musical
MAJOR AWARDS
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Review
This movie will leave you asking “who's fairytale is it anyway?” As it tries to put a twist on a familiar story. But that comes with strings attached. Just putting the same building blocks together again doesn’t magically turn it into something fresh. The wooden singing could have used some polish and the lackluster lyrics could have used more time in the workshop. Starlight occasionally shines on a fun one-liner, campy performance, or colorful dance number which keeps the movie from being a complete chore.
Reviewer:
jjcard
Favorite movie:
Hot Fuzz
Least favorite movie:
The Last Airbender
Round 4: Musical
BELOW AVERAGE REVIEW
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
Local man horrified he has to actually learn to parent when he becomes a parent instead of continuing to judge other parents for not being perfect. Typical sardonic protagonist that I’m a bit surprised they managed to convince to sing. The costuming department and rest of the cast seem to have had fun.
Reviewer:
Knittinginbinary
Favorite movie:
Big Eden
Least favorite movie:
It's a Wonderful Life
The Review
Round 4: Musical
ABOVE AVERAGE REVIEW
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Image
Round 4: Musical
DRAWING
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Image
Round 4: Musical
SCREENSHOT
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Script
“Once upon a time not very long ago, there was a little wooden puppet named Pinocchio. But alas, this is not his story.”
Round 4: Musical
FIRST LINE(S)
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Script
♫“So take the home, look here's the key
And all the value we might see
But never take my son from me
That's a price we can not pay
Since we gave our heart away”♫
Round 4: Musical
LAST LINE(S)
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Score
Lowest score:
8
Highest score:
87
Round 4: Musical
LOWEST AND HIGHEST SCORES
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Score
Reviewer:
Anya Silverfur
Favorite movie:
UHF
Least favorite movie:
Garfield
Score: 44
Reviewer:
Pockets
Favorite movie:
Die Hard: With a Vengeance
Least favorite movie:
BloodRayne
Score: 40
Reviewer:
KadmosTech
Favorite movie:
Ocean's 13
Least favorite movie:
Wish
Score: 50
Round 4: Musical
THREE RANDOM SCORES
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
Round 4: Musical
Geppetto (2000)
AVERAGE SCORE: 46
Picture this - It’s the year 2000. The animated movie Pinocchio is 60 year old. And ABC thinks 2 shows isn’t enough for Drew Carey, so they produce a live action made for TV movie-musical from Geppetto’s perspective. They also kick in Julia Louis-Dreyfus and every star that would pick up the phone for a brief cameo.
Drew Carey recently described it as the worst project he’s ever been involved with, and he’s been on Jack and Jill.
NEXT MOVIE
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Honor
The Review
The Image
The Script
The Scores
Round 5: Marvel
REVEAL
THE
MOVIE
TOP BILLING ACTORS
BELOW AVERAGE REVIEW
SCREENSHOT
FIRST LINE(S)
LOWEST AND HIGHEST SCORES
MAJOR AWARDS
ABOVE AVERAGE REVIEW
DRAWING
LAST LINE(S)
THREE RANDOM SCORES
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Honor
Round 5: Marvel
TOP BILLING ACTORS
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Honor
None (that I can find)
Round 5: Marvel
MAJOR AWARDS
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Review
I haven’t seen the newer version of this movie, but I dearly hope it was better than this. The acting is bad, the special effects are atrocious, and don’t even get me started on the romance. The character with a full face mask is impossible to understand. I was bored to tears.
Reviewer:
BooperOfHonks
Favorite movie:
Everything Everywhere All At Once
Least favorite movie:
The Room
Round 5: Marvel
BELOW AVERAGE REVIEW
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
I love a good bad B-movie. Was it good, strictly speaking? No. Did I have a good time watching it? Kind of. Did I tremendously enjoy the terrible effects? yeah!
Reviewer:
Dryad
Favorite movie:
Jesus Christ Superstar
Least favorite movie:
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
The Review
Round 5: Marvel
ABOVE AVERAGE REVIEW
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Image
Round 5: Marvel
DRAWING
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Image
Round 5: Marvel
SCREENSHOT
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Script
“One hundred and eighty six thousand two hundred and eighty two. For those of you who wandered in here just for credit, that is the speed of light in miles per second.”
Round 5: Marvel
FIRST LINE(S)
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Script
A: “We’ll try not to get into trouble until you get back”
B: “Have fun”
Round 5: Marvel
LAST LINE(S)
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Score
Lowest score:
8
Highest score:
85
Round 5: Marvel
LOWEST AND HIGHEST SCORES
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Score
Reviewer:
TheWriterAleph
Favorite movie:
Back to the Future
Least favorite movie:
Pinocchio (2022)
Score: 23
Reviewer:
Costa
Favorite movie:
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
Least favorite movie:
Flubber
Score: 8
Reviewer:
Virre
Favorite movie:
Wings of Desire
Least favorite movie:
A Man Called Ove
Score: 20
Round 5: Marvel
THREE RANDOM SCORES
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Fantastic Four (1994)
AVERAGE SCORE: 41
Not to be confused with the similarly titled 2005 movie by the same producer, the unreleased 1994 Fantastic Four was a masterclass of rushed production on a shoestring budget to save character rights before they expire.
As Stan Lee said “That movie was never supposed to be shown to anybody.”
Oops.
Round 5: Marvel
NEXT MOVIE
Q1
Q2
Q3
Q4
Q5
Q6
Q7
Q8
Q9
Qt
The Honor
The Review
The Image
The Script
The Scores
Round 6: Animated
REVEAL
THE
MOVIE
TOP BILLING ACTORS
BELOW AVERAGE REVIEW
SCREENSHOT
FIRST LINE(S)
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The Honor
Round 6: Animated
TOP BILLING ACTORS
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Round 6: Animated
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The Review
This is a fever dream of a movie. This is an acid trip of a movie. This is an asset flip of a movie. Can a CGI production be riddled with what looks for all the world like bad green-screen effects? You bet it can! This is a Computer Animation final project that was left to the last minute. To call the performances phoned in is an insult to phones. Between the visuals and the gross (both meanings) amounts of branding, it belongs squarely in the 1990s. What was envisioned as Looney-Toons style stretch-and-squish was replaced with motion capture and the result is just... non-stop flailing, from all characters, all the time, captured by a hypercaffeinated camera. I would bet money no storyboards were made for this not-film, this Series of Things Happening. It doesn’t know who its target audience is. It SEEMS aimed at children, but the story is incomprehensible, the premise is naff, and the whole thing is FAR too horny for its own good. To sum up, one person produced, directed, wrote, and voiced in a key role for this thing, and that person was the CEO of the animation company. That should tell you a lot.
Reviewer:
TheWriterAleph
Favorite movie:
Back to the Future
Least favorite movie:
Pinocchio (2022)
Round 6: Animated
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This movie is what you get when a new animation studio thinks: “We could do a Pixar,” and then they got their hands on a script with as much creativity as the Emoji Movie. And honestly I enjoyed it way more than I thought I would. There were so many fun mistakes. The characters either move too much, or not at all. The music was often hilariously jarring. And the lines were full of cliches. Unfortunately, not all of its failings make the film more entertaining. Some stereotype jokes have gotten only more uncomfortable. There were a lot of gross innuendos, especially for a PG movie. And the puns! There were way too many of them, and very few got even as much as a chuckle out of me.
Reviewer:
BlankShade
Favorite movie:
Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension
Least favorite movie:
The Last Airbender (2010)
The Review
Round 6: Animated
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The Image
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The Script
A: “Good night Mr. Leonard. Don’t work too late now.”
B: “Just closing up. Nothing much happens here after dark”
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The Script
A: “You know, for a minute there I almost felt a tear, but, must have been that red onion”
B: “This is all so beautiful. Why are you afraid to express your emotions?”
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The Score
Lowest score:
1
Highest score:
65
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The Score
Reviewer:
Dryad
Favorite movie:
Jesus Christ Superstar
Least favorite movie:
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Score: 3
Reviewer:
IFadedOasis
Favorite movie:
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Least favorite movie:
I Accuse My Parents
Score: 1
Reviewer:
Debra Johnson-Cortesi
Favorite movie:
It Happened One Night
Least favorite movie:
Manos: The Hands of Fate
Score: 18
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Foodfight! (2012)
AVERAGE SCORE: 14
The Sausage Party we have at home
Round 6: Animated
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The Honor
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The Scores
Round 7: Black & White
TOP BILLING ACTORS
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The Honor
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Round 7: Black & White
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The Review
Is it a criminal conspiracy if a man invites himself to your company in a way that you'd have to be rude to get him to leave you alone, then similarly extorts you for conversation, then to solve the marital troubles he's dredged out of you decides he should kill your wife, and then does it? The characters in this movie seem to think so. From there follows a rapid dance of manipulation and deception and despair as the hero struggles more or less alone against police suspicion and a villain who seems to have everyone fooled, culminating in an almost hallucinatory frenzy of professional ball games, stressful train rides and a frantic chase taking place on a merry-go-round. The moral seems to be: if a smiling psychopath cheerfully murders your family and tries to ruin your life with shameless lies, you shouldn't be afraid to tell the truth.
Reviewer:
TehAmelie
Favorite movie:
Forrest Gump
Least favorite movie:
Meet the Spartans
Round 7: Black & White
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Iconic, influential, devastatingly uncomfortable to watch. My heart cannot take the anxiety level of watching this ever again. The villain: creeeeeepy. The hero: morally muddy and intermittently likeable. The sister in law: best character on film.
Reviewer:
WrenSnow
Favorite movie:
The Emperor’s New Groove
Least favorite movie:
Prom Night 2
The Review
Round 7: Black & White
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The Image
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The Script
“I beg your pardon. Aren’t you Guy Haines?”
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The Script
“I beg your pardon. Aren’t you Guy Haines?”
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The Score
Lowest score:
30
Highest score:
93
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The Score
Reviewer:
KiviPaperiSakset
Favorite movie:
My Neighbor Totoro
Least favorite movie:
The Hobbit - An unexpected journey
Score: 79
Reviewer:
Anja Zeta
Favorite movie:
Young Frankenstein
Least favorite movie:
Along Came Polly
Score: 88
Reviewer:
BlankShade
Favorite movie:
Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension
Least favorite movie:
The Last Airbender
Score: 85
Round 7: Black & White
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Strangers on a Train (1951)
AVERAGE SCORE: 77
Two men meet on a train and decide to kill each other’s rivals because neither of them have a motive.
The perfect crime.
Kind of like Wife Swap, but with more exciting tennis shots. It’s basically a sports movie, I imagine.
Round 7: Black & White
NEXT MOVIE
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Round 8: Kids
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Round 8: Kids
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Round 8: Kids
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The Review
It's a kids film alright, but boy do I feel sorry for the kids and especially parents who were forced to watch this simplistic drivel. Good children's media has some themes or some subtext which will make it watchable by parents while still understanding it's catered towards kids. This movie is not that. This feels like a cheap cash grab trying to cash in on the popularity of superhero movies. The movie is simultaneously too scary for toddlers and talking down to anyone older. The only reason to watch this is on mute if you like dogs and do not have access to a dog, because interaction with any pet for the hour and a half of this movie's duration would be far more stimulating for people of any age. Also one of the characters entire personality was calling the others dude or dudette and it was very grating on top of an already miserable experience.
Reviewer:
Elenodul
Favorite movie:
The Hunt
Least favorite movie:
Justice League
Round 8: Kids
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It’s Homeward Bound meets The Great Escape…but with puppies. The jokes are lame and they shouldn’t have made their mouths move when they spoke, but it’s not unwatchable. Kids would love it!
Reviewer:
CitizenKayt
Favorite movie:
Bladerunner
Least favorite movie:
Cocaine Shark
The Review
Round 8: Kids
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The Image
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The Script
“Good morning Bartleby. And a happy birthday, young man!”
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The Script
"Captain Megasis and Princess Jorala returned to the planet of Inspiron, which glows brighter than ever before. And the Super Buddies picked up where they left off. As one adventure ended, a new one was about to begin."
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The Score
Lowest score:
7
Highest score:
74
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The Score
Reviewer:
jjcard
Favorite movie:
Hot Fuzz
Least favorite movie:
The Last Airbender
Score: 39
Reviewer:
HD_Dabnado
Favorite movie:
Redline
Least favorite movie:
Southland Tales
Score: 65
Reviewer:
toddthedog
Favorite movie:
Cloud Atlas
Least favorite movie:
Beau is Afraid
Score: 35
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Air Bud: Super Buddies (2013)
AVERAGE SCORE: 35
Remember that movie about the dog who was kind of OK at basketball, and then it was kind of OK at Football, soccer, baseball and volleyball? And then his puppies went snowboarding and to space and hang out with Santa in the North Pole and then ghost hunting and in search of pirate treasure?
In this one they’re superheroes.
This movie was apparently so good, it concluded director’s Robert Vince 14 movie vision… At least as it relates to talking dogs related to Buddy.
There’s a 4 movie series about Dogs who do American Idol, there’s a TV show where dogs go to school to learn how to be dogs and Netflix made a series a couples of years ago about ghost puppies who want to be real dogs!
I’m low-key obsessed with the Talking Dogs Cinematic Universe…
Round 8: Kids
NEXT MOVIE
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Round 9: Documentary
TOP BILLING ACTORS
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Round 9: Documentary
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The Review
Happy Feet this movie is not. The main character are anonymous and are hard to distinguish from each other, as the focus is on the community coming together for the common good. Although there are many impressive visuals of surroundings, the setting is mostly the same for the whole movie, with the exception of some underwater scenes.
Reviewer:
KiviPaperiSakset
Favorite movie:
My neighbour Totoro
Least favorite movie:
The Hobbit - An unexpected journey
Round 9: Documentary
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A very harrowing tale, one that tells the cycle of life and death. Our protagonists shuffling along the cold harsh lands is a stark reminder of how precious life is. I feel for our tuxedo friends, as they huddled together for survival for such long periods. But it's all worth it in the end. A great and educational story, one that brought me tears and thus, I am not willing to revisit it any time soon.
Reviewer:
Costa
Favorite movie:
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
Least favorite movie:
Flubber
The Review
Round 9: Documentary
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The Script
“There are few places harder to get to in this world. But there aren’t any where it’s harder to live."
Round 9: Documentary
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“For four years, the chicks will live at sea. But as the sunlight begins to disappear at the end of the their fifth year. And the warm air begins to cool. They too will climb out of the water. And they will march. Just as they’ve done for centuries. Ever since the emperor penguins decided to stay, to live and love, in the harshest place on Earth.”
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The Score
Lowest score:
14
Highest score:
81
Round 9: Documentary
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The Score
Reviewer:
Elenodul
Favorite movie:
The Hunt
Least favorite movie:
Justice League
Score: 83
Reviewer:
Yakmage
Favorite movie:
Labyrinth
Least favorite movie:
Master of Disguise
Score: 90
Reviewer:
Viewers_Like_You
Favorite movie:
The Blues Brothers
Least favorite movie:
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
Score: 91
Round 9: Documentary
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March of the Penguins (2005)
AVERAGE SCORE: 75
Mumble is an Emperor penguin who, unlike his fellow penguins can't sing, but has an extraordinary talent for tap dancing. His unique abilities lead him on an adventure to prove his worth and ultimately help save his community from environmental threats affecting their food supply.
No, wait, that's Happy Feet.
March of the Penguins tells the story of Tom Popper, a businessman whose life is turned upside down when he inherits a group of playful penguins. As he bonds with the penguins and learns to care for them, Popper discovers the importance of family, friendship, and embracing life's unexpected joys.
No, that's not it either...
When Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, and Private team up with a covert organization called the North Wind...
Round 9: Documentary
THE END
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THE END
A very warm apology to everyone who had to endure Foodfight:
Anya Silverfur
Anja Zeta
BertZ
Bezekric
BlankShade
BooperOfHonks
BrookJustBones
CitizenKayt
Costa
Debra Johnson-Cortesi
DeM0nFiRe
Dryad
Echelon_being
Elenodul
FadedOasis
Goombill
HD_Dabnado
IslandersCaper
Iveray
jjcard
Jo
KadmosTech
KittyBeanie
KiviPaperiSakset
knittinginbinary
LlewellynZ
Pockets
Reed Hillmar
Steven
TehAmelie
TheColorTurkey
TheWriterAleph
tidehollowcat
toddthedog
Viewers_Like_You
Virre
WrenSnow
Yakmage
Zander
Critics will return…
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