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moodboard
BUT ONLY BECAUSE THEY ARE FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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omg!!!!
IF YOU WANNA
BE MY LOVER
you gotta get with my friends, get with my family, complement my personality, fit into my future life plans, and be capable of healthy communication
220820.docx
LET’S GO
my credentials
ok let’s go for real
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
01 / CULLING TOOLS
it can’t be ALL the boys you’ve loved b4, mei. you’re crazy
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SCOPE&LIMITS:
PANDEMIC EXCLUSIVE
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total: 40 boys!!!!!�still a lot but i’m deranged that way :)
(dw i won’t talk about all of em)
(in depth)
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THE FINAL LINEUP
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
01 / CULLING TOOLS
it can’t be ALL the boys you’ve loved b4, mei. you’re crazy
02 / ASSESSMENT
what is a Good Guy™ to a NBSB
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standardizations
TOO BAD I LOVE
TO MAKE THINGS COMPLICATED!!!!!!!!
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THE SIX PILLARS OF A GOOD PARTNER*
or “how can i painstakingly add metrics �to the seemingly abstract process �of partnering up for life”
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I DON’T WANNA KEEP SECRETS (JUST TO KEEP YOU)
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conventional standards.
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CONVENTIONAL STANDARDS 10 POINTS
10: human guy, extremely average
8: gravity defying hair, odd colored features
6: a youth or a noticeably older man.
4: a notably otherworldly creature, but �at least still humanoid
2: a literal animal. (furry, bipedal)
0: totally a creature (a pokemon)
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WOULD YOU HAVE ME?
(WOULD YOU WANT ME?)
TWO
personal standards of attraction.
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PERSONAL STANDARDS
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+ 5 POINTS
PERSONAL STANDARDS
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– 5 POINTS
YOU KEEP HIS SHIRT
(HE KEEPS HIS WORD)
THREE
boyfriendisms.
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BOYFRIENDISM 5 POINTS
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BF RATING
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MULTIPLIER
+50%
+25%
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-25%
-50%
TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS, TALK TO MY FRIENDS, TALK TO ME
FOUR
social integration.
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SOCIAL INTERCOURSE
FAMILY* | INITIAL RATING | MULTIPLIER (BF SCORE) | FINAL RATING |
ALASTOR | 2 ★★☆ | 2 → -25% | 1.5 |
REDD | 1 ★☆☆ | 3 → Retain | 1 |
KLAVIER | 2 ★★☆ | 4 → +25% | 2.5 |
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*i used them as an example bc they’re more judgmental but of course i took you guys into consideration too
SAMPLE: CASPAR
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+50% (1.5x)
MULTIPLIER
3 x 1.5 = 4.5
FRIENDS SCORE
5
BF SCORE
3 x 1.5 = 4.5
FAMILY SCORE
4.5 + 4.5 = 9
SOCIAL SCORE
🎉
WE MET AND THE SPARKS FLEW INSTANTLY
FIVE
compatibility.
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COMPATIBILITY
+2
ENFP, ENTP
+1
INFJ, INTJ, ENTJ, INTP, ISTJ, ESTJ
0
INFP, ENFJ, ISFJ, ESFJ, ISFP, ESFP
-1
ESTP, ISTP
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WHEN YOU SAID
FOREVER AND ALWAYS
SIX
the possibility of a future.
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ALIGNED FUTURES 6 POINTS
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Would want kids? (2, 1, 0, -1) | Good parent partner? | Would handle finances well? | Would enjoy �city life? | In-laws? |
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(has enough kids)
ALIGNED FUTURES 6 POINTS
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Would want kids? | Good parent partner? (1, 0, -1) | Would handle finances well? | Would enjoy �city life? | In-laws? |
+1
(faerghus’ big bro)
ALIGNED FUTURES 6 POINTS
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Would want kids? | Good parent partner? | Would handle finances well? (1, 0, -1) | Would enjoy �city life? | In-laws? |
+1
(an accountant)
ALIGNED FUTURES 6 POINTS
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Would want kids? | Good parent partner? | Would handle finances well? | Would enjoy �city life? (1, 0, -1) | In-laws? |
-1
(a sea monster)
ALIGNED FUTURES 6 POINTS
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Would want kids? | Good parent partner? | Would handle finances well? | Would enjoy �city life? | In-laws?�(1, 0, -1) |
-1
(his child is my age and hates him)
+1 / +2
if they have similar interests or are indoorsy
-2
if we have no common interests
💀
-1
if i already ship them with an existing character
FINISHING TOUCHES
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
03 / RESULTS
just tell us who wins
01 / CULLING TOOLS
it can’t be ALL the boys you’ve loved b4, mei. you’re crazy
02 / ASSESSMENT
what is a Good Potential Boyfriend™ to a NBSB
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AAAHHHHHH
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30 / 40
Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Caspar von Bergliez
FIFTH PLACE
CASPAR
Conventions�9 / 10
Impressions�4 / 5
Relationship�5 ★
= 30
Social�9 ★
Compatibility�1 / 3
Future�4 / 6
-2 nothing in common
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30.5 / 40
Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Yuri Leclerc
FOURTH PLACE
YURI
Conventions�9 / 10
Impressions�4 / 5
Relationship�5 ★
= 30.5
Social�7.5 / 9
Compatibility�2 / 3
Future�4 / 6
-1 ship him with someone
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31 / 40
Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Sylvain Jose Gautier
THIRD PLACE
SYLVAIN
Conventions�10 ★
Impressions�3 / 5
Relationship�5 ★
= 31
Social�9 ★
Compatibility�0 / 3
Future�2 / 6
+2 likes art and theatre
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BUT BEFORE THAT!!!!!!
14 / 40
21st Place
Blitzø
Redd
Mettaton
Nanu
11 / 40
22nd Place
Spamton�G. Spamton
10 / 40
24th Place
Stanley Pines
10.5 / 40
23rd Place
Volo
7 / 40
25th Place
INTELEON
a literal pokemon!!!
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32 / 40
Encanto
Camilo Madrigal
SECOND PLACE
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CAMILO
Conventions�6 / 10
Impressions�4 / 5
Relationship�5 ★
= 32
Social�9 ★
Compatibility�3 ★
Future�4 / 6
+1 theatre kid
34 / 40
Parks and Recreation
♥ Ben Wyatt ♥
FIRST PLACE
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BEN
Conventions�10 ★
Impressions�2 / 5
Relationship�5 ★
= 34
Social�9 ★
Compatibility�2 / 3
Future�5 / 6
-1 ship him with someone�+2 extreme fandom geek
FINAL RANKINGS
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Ben (Parks & Rec) | 34 |
Camilo (Encanto) | 32 |
Sylvain (FE3H) | 31 |
Yuri (FE3H) | 30.5 |
Caspar (FE3H) | 30 |
Lev (Haikyuu!!) | 29.5 |
Claude (FE3H) | 29.5 |
Ferdinand (FE3H) | 29.5 |
Dimitri (FE3H) | 29 |
Raihan (Pokemon) | 29 |
Hanawa (CMC) | 27.5 |
Piers (Pokemon) | 27.5 |
Rodrigue (FE3H) | 26.5 |
Oikawa (Haikyuu!!) | 26.25 |
Atsumu (Haikyuu!!) | 25 |
Lorenz (FE3H) | 25 |
Linhardt (FE3H) | 25 |
Klavier (Ace Atty) | 25 |
Bruno (Encanto) | 23.25 |
Shirabu (Haikyuu!!) | 22 |
Hawks (BNHA) | 22 |
Junkrat (Overwatch) | 22 |
Kunimi (Haikyuu!!) | 21 |
Hypnos (Hades) | 21 |
Kicks (ACNH) | 20.5 |
Kidd (ACNH) | 20.25 |
Alastor (Hazbin) | 17.75 |
Rouxls (DR) | 17.75 |
Alberto (Luca) | 17 |
Grimsley (Pokemon) | 17 |
Vox (Hazbin) | 16 |
Jeritza (FE3H) | 15 |
Nanu (Pokemon) | 14 |
Redd (ACNH) | 14 |
Blitzo (Helluva Boss) | 14 |
Mettaton (UT) | 14 |
Spamton (DR) | 11 |
Volo (Pokemon) | 10.5 |
Stan (Gravity Falls) | 10 |
Inteleon (Pokemon) | 7 |
TABLE OF CONTENTS
03 / RESULTS
just tell us who wins
04 / POSTSCRIPT, Q&A
what does it all mean
01 / CULLING TOOLS
it can’t be ALL the boys you’ve loved b4, mei. you’re crazy
02 / ASSESSMENT
what is a Good Potential Boyfriend™ to a NBSB
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but what if…
Ben Wyatt
Camilo Madrigal
Sylvain Jose Gautier
Yuri Leclerc
Caspar von Bergliez
Camilo Madrigal ↑1
Ben Wyatt ↓1
Yuri Leclerc =
Sylvain Jose Gautier ↓2
Hanawa Kazuhiko ↑5
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REGULAR LEADERBOARD
AU LEADERBOARD
-10
-6
-10
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-8
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what do our fictional preferences say about us?
nothing♥
you’re allowed to be horny about anything you want as long as it harms no one ^__^!
it’s fun to reflect on your own taste for introspection and developing self-awareness tho!
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Q&A?
this definitely ran long but if u have any questions go for it
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but what if…
Spamton
Volo
Stanley
Inteleon
Spamton =
Inteleon ↑3
Jeritza ↓3
Stanley =
Volo ↓2
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REGULAR BOTTOM FOUR
AU BOTTOM FOUR
-0
-6
-10
-4