11 Ways to Destroy Your Car
By Nate Willis
#1:
A Drunk Driver
Funny Edition
Person in the Driver’s side (Even though there’s no one there):
DUDE! Learn how to drive!
Uh oh……
#2
Driving into Alcatraz
Guard: What the heck was that?! SOMEONE MUST BE TRYING TO ESCAPE! I NEED TO TELL THE WARDEN!
*Pulls out a walkie-talkie* Mr. Warden sir? I heard a noise outside! SOME INMATES ARE TRYING TO ESCAPE I THINK!
The Warden: What?! SOUND THE ALARM!
*an Alarm Sounds*
#3:�Driving on a Banana Peel on THE MIDDLE SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
#4:�THE TOILEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT
Person in the Living Room:
I think I just heard an explosion in the sewers! I’d better go check it out! Hopefully it doesn’t cause the rest of the house to explode!
Wait what?
#5:�JUST DRIVE BACKWARDS!
#6:�The Wind
#7:�The Hindenburg
What?! Where am I?
…A…floating road?
What the f**k?!!1111111!!!!!!!!111!
AND HOW DID MY CAR JUST TURN RED?!
Uh oh…
Car Driver: NUUUU HOW DO I GET OUTTA HERE?! CAN I JUST DRIVE OUT?!
People: NO! You have to take a Keyboard, and press Q, and S, in some…sporadic order!
Then, you hafta find the Hindenburg…Compinsator…and then throw it across the Room! Then you hafta do this, that, and the other thing and-
Driver: SHUT UP!
#8:�The Giant Horse…Thingymudoucher
Ah, what a beautiful day. Nothing to worry about for once, no creatures trying to eat my car…
The horse:
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?!
The Driver:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Wait where did he go?
#9:�Demolition Derby
#10:�Catapult
And fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinally…
#11:�A…A tree. Seriously Nate? THAT was the best you could come up with?
The………………
END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!