link to least wanted for marriage
compiled by:
쿵 / @mko_ong on twt
translated by:
jay / @seraphic.bsky.social (with permission)
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22nd ( 1 vote ) 1/18
Thubyrgeim Guldweitzwyn�a steady job - which means a steady income, a patient and loyal personality, guaranteed standing in society, and she’s likely to die a natural death. she probably lives in la noscea so the climate and food are pretty good, and the political situation has stabilized. doesn’t all of this make her the #1 spouse???
Vorsaile Heuloix�your fantasy of shipping with a young man from the local municipal office is complete. he probably makes bean sprout soup [popular hangover cure] the day after you two drink.
22nd ( 1 vote ) 2/18
Shamani Lohmani�he's really a kind and caring person... also he's just, soft (his personality), surprisingly playful, tenacious, and is a lalafell with a good pair of sunglasses. where else will you meet a platinum blonde lalafell with white eyes! and if you marry him i think he'll treat you well, let's get married shamani!
Severian�he’s romantic…
22nd ( 1 vote ) 3/18
Perfect Alexander�the prime deity of machines[?] that’s too good for me
Daidukul�he's sexy and good looking and the khan of a tribe that only looks at men - but he cares about me? exciting.
22nd ( 1 vote ) 4/18
Cocobuki Lolobuki�i want to become a family with the man who's #1 priority in life is his family.
Sophie�based on her weapon, she's cleared hard content. i think she'd be able to carry me and still clear.
22nd ( 1 vote ) 5/18
Lyngsath�he’s really really caring…
Loporrits�because i can kiss their noses whenever i want.
22nd ( 1 vote ) 6/18
Ran'jit�i think he’d genuinely love our child… and also i want to heal his trauma.
Momodi �i really liked her from the beginning even if i can't hear any new dialogue from her i still love momodi i don't see anyone else i only want to marry momodi �[the commenter had no spaces in her words]
22nd ( 1 vote ) 7/18
Varis zos Galvus�if. i marry this person. i also become family with solus and zenos. i'm. looking forward to it. and also i think he'd care about me as much as political matters. a rugged man who probably has a soft side and would massage my calves.
Odin �a story where a man contracted with the primal eureka to make a powerful weapon to defeat an evil kingdom, but his consciousness was in - isn't it cool? i was looking for any lore tidbits on odin and i ended up clearing BA for it (in BA, the boss Raiden is said to continue in Odin’s footsteps)... it was really cool. in some unused dialogue he says "O unfortunate queen who became a speechless statue for love! Defeat my enemies through your tears!", which is an homage to FFXI [i translated that quote so it's probably wrong]
22nd ( 1 vote ) 8/18
Thal�marrying the god of death is obviously romantic. i really like how he looks and also i think the ceremony (or the proposal) would be in a dark place with lots of candles. (sowwy, Nald)
The Wandering Minstrel�reminds me of the FFXIV director. i think he could give me everything.
22nd ( 1 vote ) 9/18
Godbert�not only does he have a great personality, he also has a lot of money
Sanson�i want to watch Guydelot cry
22nd ( 1 vote ) 10/18
Nanamo Ul Namo�a cute lalafell and i get Ul’dah too
Runar�because i could see that he'd do everything for the person he loves. not only is he a younger man and it was nice to see [him care about Y’shtola]...
22nd ( 1 vote ) 12/18
Themis�i think he'd make me comfortable
Lahabrea�oh, a bereaved man…
22nd ( 1 vote ) 13/18
Sadu�her personality is my type
Zodiark�he's kind... he does everything i want... he doesn't even talk back he just agrees with me... if i ask him to marry me he'll marry me... if i call his name he smiles back at me... if i ask him to make me food because i’m tired he'll do his best even if he's not very good at it... (compiler: sorry, but did you play a zodiark dating sim?)
22nd ( 1 vote ) 14/18
Azeyma�she's handsome with a good voice and really strong. she calls me a lovely child. i especially like the fact that she'd never date me.
Seiryu�he's handsome and patient. i think he'd be very caring in bed. and also i think he'd be big [yes, they’re talking about his dick].
22nd ( 1 vote ) 15/18
Zephirin�do you know the man who doesn't look happy despite being a commander? i fell in love at first sight - and his biography is tragic. i want my life's work to be to take him and clean him until he's happy. it's cold today, my love. please come back.
Hilda�She’s a cool woman. [specifically used a common term in korea to describe people who act very cooly/coldly.]
22nd ( 1 vote ) 16/18
Gaius�the fact that he followed his beliefs for 50 years (even if they weren't very good beliefs), and also the fact that he has so many adopted kids... makes me drool. his reliable height also helps.
Vauthry�he's a lottery ticket that's already been scratched. i'm the WoL so i can fix his brain, my plan's just to live off of his looks [pretty sure they meant innocence]
22nd ( 1 vote ) 17/18
Alexander�because the great alexander exists [in real life]. i think they would lead me to the path of marriage easily.
Moenbryda�let me be your moon...! i think if i married someone who's name's meaning was "the moon's bride", i think we'd be able to support each other well. though, a lot of people have a crush on her... me too... but i can still dream...! (+1 crush)
22nd ( 1 vote ) 18/18
Ericthonios�he looks like he'd be good at supporting me... i think he'd surprisingly be a good husband.
Feo Ul�i think they’d always make me happy.
22nd ( 1 vote ) bonus round (aka somehow i lost their slide)
Gegeruju�money. if he disappears his money and maids become mine.
Raubahn�he’s missing something, but he’s still cute and reliable
21st ( 2 votes ) 1/6
Radovan�- if i marry him i think he’d protect me fiercely. his mitigations are amazing. �- he’s a reliable & trustworthy man, with an adopted child and a gunblade… he’s really perfect. even as a prisoner to the empire he did not break - doesn’t that make him the perfect head of the house? and the fact that he was married before only makes him more precious. if i marry him i get to have Sophie as my child… and if i can have another cute Hrothgar kid then that’s a bonus. i think he’s a fantastic husband.
Rasho�- if face 2 roe with a voice of honey (VA: Han Shin) gave me a morning call everyday i think i’d go insane�- his chest is like the pacific - probably because he was a pirate
21st ( 2 votes ) 2/6
Stephanivien�- when i think of him working in the workshop my heart starts thumping…�- a proper rich boy with his head on straight… every time i see him in the mch story line i just – hhhh
X'rhun Tia�- would regularly send living expenses because he has a strong sense of responsibility but wouldn’t ever come home. so i can just spend my days with my cute blonde daughter. �- middle aged miqo’te
21st ( 2 votes ) 3/6
Alpha�- he’s cute�- i want to spend forever with him
Midgardsormr�- i want to say “my beloved Dragon…”�- even if i kill one of his brood he would (omega raid spoilers) for me.
21st ( 2 votes ) 4/6
Francel�- if we get married i think he’d take care of me and his job. instead of getting me one big present he’d get me small gifts frequently and make me happy.�- he’d only look at me if we get married… confirmed familial love from his siblings… he’s good at his job…
Nald’thal�- sexy voice, physical build, the fact that they’re not human, and a younger man (compared to the other 12…). more than anything i think he’d send me his neverending riches. �- he can hold flowers in both hands… give me your treasures.
21st ( 2 votes ) 5/6
Ysayle�- her stew’s really effin’ good
Lyse�- she’s cute. i can have a taste of power.�- when she said “you can turn around now” i knew i wanted to spend the rest of my life with her. jock girls are the best.
21st ( 2 votes ) 6/6
Pipin�- the fact that he’s good at his job makes him mature and trustworthy… and he’s a tank so i think he’d get along with me (a healer) well.�- trustworthy. i can always rely on him. he’s cool. he isn’t TOO interested in me and he has status/power.
Artoirel de Fortemps�- the responsible head of a noble house… i think he’d treat me well and he’s handsome… for a man like him, i’d do anything for the Fortemps……… [implying they’d have his kids]�- his family is well-off and he’s handsome and he was a knight so he’s well built + unlike his head he wouldn’t cheat on me since he knows what that was like growing up… and he’s the head of the house~
20th ( 3 votes ) 1/4
Brithael�- i think he’d be a good husband who is faithful to his family… even if he’s an alcoholic divorcee in the english translations… i think he’d take care of his new wife�- he has a trade so he can be successful anywhere. he’s a little reserved so he’d listen to me - but the twist is that his back is completely bare. has muscles as a blacksmith. handsome.�- he’s a hyur with black hair / eyes, but he has a lot of worries so that’s a minus. but he’s a guild master… so i think he would have a steady income - which makes him a realistic match. i’m a bit concerned about the fact that he just bares his back wherever but we can work on this.
Lolorito�- 10 billion gil�- rich
20th ( 3 votes ) 2/4
Merlwyb�- she’s so cool, i have a lot of respect for her working so hard, i want to fill her gaps (she has none) for the rest of my life. really good looking, want to spend my future with her, want to be a stepping stone for her future�- she’s a butch femme [i think that’s the translation?]
Fandaniel�- he winked at me and his smile’s pretty. he’s good at dancing and i think he’d be a good cook.�- i like how he talks (about the apocalypse, etc.). and i also like the JP VA’s voice a lot.
20th ( 3 votes ) 3/4
Hancock�- i wouldn’t have to worry about money… [his voice / words] would make me laugh.�- his mannerisms are funny. i think he’d take care of me with his money.�- important!!!☆ he’s a sunglasses character. and he seems like a villain but the twist of him being on my side is a big plus!
Asahi�- i think it’s cute AND spicy that he hates the wol�- if i was his most important person instead of Zenos i think he’d do literally anything for me�- i think he’d bear my child.
20th ( 3 votes ) 4/4
Hien�- he’s passionate about his work AND his home - so he’d be passionate about being a husband too. but he’s smart so i don’t think he’d ever lose out on anything in society. he’d be good at taking care of kids and if you ask him to do anything he’d do it well and he’d also do things i didn’t ask for so i’d cry�- 1,,, he’s my fave 2,,, he’s good to kids 3,,, muscles
Krile�- i think if i was with her i’d be able to learn a lot�- look at how she handles Alphinaud, G’raha, and even Zenos… me… me too… i want to be handled gently�- every time i’m tired i think she’d give me poignant advice… she helps keep my head on straight
19th ( 4 votes ) 1/2
Tataramu�- the son of a chaebol [family-owned conglomerate] - but a lalafell, so he’s rich and cute�- he’s rich and kind and cute�- he literally has enough money to rot in the bank�- rich and the future CEO + passionate yet polite… he’s kind so i think he’d be good at supporting me
Alphinaud�- son of a rich family, discreet, and a baby dhalmel i can feed & care for�- i can be Alisaie’s sister in law�- aside from the fact that he looks like a kid until he’s an adult by Elezen biology, isn’t the heir of a famous house kind of a no brainer… Yoship please give me his adult design ㅠㅠㅠ�- the perfect inlaws… i wonder what it’s like to live as a Leveilleur… but more than anything i think he’d be faithful to his family and a very kind husband.
19th ( 4 votes ) 2/2
Magnai�- as we’re getting into the mood on our first night i want to give him our divorce papers�- i think he’d be good to his wife if he thought she was his Nhaama�- if i just tell him he’s cool/awesome i think i could get him to do all the house chores�- i think he’d be pretty faithful once he finds his Nhaama
Papalymo�- because i love him…�- even if he’d be a tsundere normally if i had a problem he’d work it out with me, in emergencies he’d support me, give me advice, and i think he’d be very good to his husband/wife. personally i want to see him growl and call someone “mine”. �- i think he’d support me even if he’s grouchy about it… and also he’s my fave… i love you!!!�- he’d scold me like a mother but take care of a very scatter-brained me.
18th ( 5 votes )
Meteor�- whatever happens - even if the world ends - i think he’d protect me. he’s good at everything… if he’s not good at it he’s cute… someone loved by the world loves me and married me? i’d go insane�- handsome strong he’d always be sweet to me and he’s kind
- i think we’d just be able to live without any big incidents. he’d be a good listener and honestly he’d be so good at small requests.�- he gave me color to an otherwise b&w world�- his social relations & his physical prowess is fucking beyond compare [closer to a more vulgar ‘GOATed’]
17th ( 6 votes )
Adventurer (The WoL)�- good at everything. a hero. �- if there’s a problem they’d show up to help and not stop until it’s fixed! and also all their comrades are good and smart people. �- whatever happens - even if the world ends - i think they’d protect me. they’re good at everything… if they’re not good at it they’re cute… someone loved by the world loves me and married me? i’d go insane [this is the same as the meteor one]
Cid�- he’s busy but i think he’d try hard to prioritize his family and be a good spouse�- there is no such thing as broken appliances�- if i ask him to make a dehumidifier / roomba / dishwasher he’d make all of it. if i tell him it’s hard to fly an airship he’d make a self-driving one.�- no matter what happens we need Cid first…�- i think he’d do any weird thing i ask him to (ie: make a cannon that launches people). he comes with a bunch of people i can order around. either way i think our life after marriage would be fun.�- think about it… who is the person who came to help the WoL from ARR to EW no matter how big or small the problem? every time we were like “god how do we get out of this”... he comes out like “Hey!”!!!!!!!!!!! he’s basically a child who barely passed 30 but looks like a middle aged man i’d take him in a heartbeat
Orion / @reversemagicians
Esyltt / @esyltt
Darjeeling / @kuponutmilk
Rjoli / @verbroil
16th ( 8 votes ) 1/2
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Ameliance Leveilleur�- she has marriage experience. a sunny female character. well-educated (graduated magic university). good at cooking.�- the Leveilleur twins & their mom becomes my family�- a guaranteed happy marriage… and the twins become my adopted family�- i’ll push out the dad and replace his spot to have a beautiful wife and adorable kids as family.�- the best spouse because i want her because i can’t have her…�- my daughter would be Alisaie�- she’s kind and comforting and humorous. she already has a stable marriage so that’s proof it’d be the same with me.
Hermes�- i like single daddies�- i don’t know if he loves me… but like i think - logically - he needs me anyway i just love him�- i get a cute daughter named Meteion… and also he’s handsome and i think he’d be good to his wife. we’d be happy until the end of the world.�- he has a lot of emotions compared to the other ancients. I think we’d be able to relate to each other.�- a chance to have Meteion as my daughter�- i think he’d be good to me. he’d recognize his responsibility as his husband and do what needs to be done. but i’m concerned he’d use Kairos[?] to decide on important family matters. �- if i marry this man i can save him�- i don’t hate him i really like him but i just want to divorce him once….
16th ( 8 votes ) 2/2
Minfilia�- beautiful. i could return to the Waking Sands 700 more times.�- pays for my transportation to/from work.�- i’ll take care of the house the way that you work for a better society is so beautifulㅠ�- if i could get her back like this…
- i want to keep her by my side and marry her.�- she tries hard to understand me. i think we’d have a good relationship as i try to understand her. and also i want to live together with a kind older woman [commentor is also a woman]�- if i leave the house she linkshells me to come back home
15th ( 9 votes )
Vrtra (Varshahn)�- out of all the characters in FFXIV they’re in the top as far as how caring they are… i understand why Shiva (not the primal) married a dragon.
- a super sexy leader [?] also has a good voice and loves humans and has younger sibling vibes and (spoilers) is so much and delicious… his human forms a softie but i think he’d become a literal pudding in front of his wise. i want to call him my partner and my other half.�- if i marry him i can become a citizen of Radz-at-Han and also get to end up in his family tree - a two for one�- i can pick between his real body & his vtuber whenever i want�- he is my wife and husband and milf�- he promised me he’d lay my eggs�- grandpa, can become human, a leader of a country and most importantly i can melt in his voice. he’s our second Hresvelgr �- i love auras + dragons. and also i think he’d have a lot of money, of course�- he’s a dragon… he’s kind and caring… a leader… based on how nice he is to his children i can only imagine how kind he’d be to his wife
14th ( 11 votes ) 1/3
Erenville�- hard working, proper, handsome - no matter how you look at it he’s the most appropriate spouse�- a manageable job,,, handsome,,, doesn’t seem like he’d die early,,, kind,,, i think he’d treat me well if we got married�- he’s good looking
- i want to keep a black rabbit by me in 2023 [2023 is the year of the black rabbit in korea’s lunar zodiacs]�- out of a sea of twisted male characters - a handsome and normal rabbit suddenly appeared�- he travels a lot as a gleaner + a personality on the cool side = means if i say “i’m going to gather xyz” he wouldn’t ask me where i’m going, when i’m coming home, do this or that etc. or interfere (though he’d give me good advice). also considering he can speak his mind to the Sharlayan officials and not get fired, and seems like a pretty experienced gleaner - he probably has a lot of money saved up so retirement won’t be an issue. and i don’t think he’d do a lot of dangerous work. if we get married we could have kids, and if that’s the case it’d be pretty bad for the kid if both their parents kept going out for jobs where they were in constant danger / may not return. �- i think he’d be better at house chores than me�- he leaves the house a lot�- he’s good looking, and this is the year of the black rabbit… this is Hydaelyn’s sign to get married�- even if i sucked at everything he’d take care of me (and sigh)�- he’s still beautiful no matter what you put on him. dark skin + gold eyes? i can’t stop myself. come to my room. right. now.
14th ( 11 votes ) 2/3
Fray�- you can’t… completely read each other’s minds but at least Fray would understand me even if i didn’t say anything… and also you only need enough money for 1 person’s livelihood and there’s no inlaws… though getting married might be difficult based on the world building that shouldn’t be a huge issue�- the modern day Good Wife, Wise Mother
- he’d only look at me and only be worried about me and care about me. i can’t think of a reason why we’d fight.�- i think he’d always whisper love in my ear�- we promised we’d be together forever, so isn’t that just marriage…�- the only person who can completely understand me�- someone who’d stay beside me even as the world ends�- no one will love me more than Fray�- a kind and gentle man who’d only look at me�- do you want to be a DRK? [a popular meme in korea re: folks wanting people to do the DRK quest for its story]�- he’d only look at me… only me…
14th ( 11 votes ) 3/3
Urianger�- he looks like a married man that’s actually an unmarried man.�- i think he’d be good at taking care of kids and be a very family-oriented man, based on how he treated the pixies. and he’s surprisingly spacey which is cute.�- if i ask him to do something he’d be like “Yes…? Yes…” and do it.
- when I wake up in the morning he’d probably say “Good morning my love…” and feed me breakfast he cooked. he’d also be kind to our kids…�- he respects my career and he’d be good at giving me advice. but i think he’d respect it so much we’d become a long-distance marriage. �- i think he’d take care of my chocobo even if i die. and also because he already has a wife [Moenbryda] so i don’t think he’d really be clingy or care about me.�- milf�- he’s responsible and skilled and polite and easy to tease. it’s fun.�- do i even need to explain anything i love his existence i’ve alre… i’d marry him. �- i want to be scolded kindly.�- i think he’d recite poetry before i sleep on occasion. he’d also focus on our family.
13th ( 12 votes )
Ardbert�- he’s a king potato [a internet meme to say it’s a ship with a huge age gap. it’s a long story.] �- you look at him and it's like having a warm stew. you watch him fight and it's like having something refreshing.�- what ever i ask for - even to get married - i feel like he’d just say “Huh? Okay.” while scratching his head
- i think he’d be good at supporting me.�- he likes to fish and adventure, but more importantly he’s handsome�- i think our love would be pure�- he grumbles but he’s kind and very responsible. he’s also skilled. �- he’s like a innocent bear. if there’s an issue in the family he’d do his best to figure out a solution. the WoL of trust. �- we’re already one body so we’re married… [in korea, marriage is sometimes said to be the husband and wife being of “one body”].�- his looks are my type… he’s a bit like a bear and silent but he’s very warm… ☆�- i think he’d be really good at house chores�- we already promised to spend our future together in MSQ
12th ( 16 votes )
Aymeric�- the head of nobility�- he has a respectable job, has status in society, and has a house. also he’s cute when he smiles (important)�- if a man has beauty, riches, and power, you need to give him a flaw like me.�- country, money, youth.�- handsome and has a high political status. patient. handsome.
- he’s my type and he has a lot of money and as long as i do my job i don’t think he’d interfere with my life and not really come home because he’d always be busy.�- even if it was a loveless marriage he’d never cheat on me.�- do i need to say anything? the mood gets weird whenever we meet. he’s too obvious about how much he likes me.�- he’s responsible… and i think he’d be faithful to his family, though there’s a high chance he’d go bald in old age… but if he’s good looking baldness might be okay…�- i don’t think he’d goof off, and be very supportive. you also get a cat. his face is very fun [this is said as a compliment].�- if we get married i’d probably get a house in the Empyreum… (and he’s handsome)�- no in laws / good looking / i think he’d listen to me�- he’d be good at his job and at supporting me… high-ranking government worker [translates to smart/tenacious in korea] + no inlaws + discreet + a unique model’s worth of looks is a hard combo to beat as a spouse.�- face/power/personality there’s nothing missing as the best husband?!
11th ( 18 votes ) 1/2
Hythlodaeus�- i feel like he’d still give me a thumbs up even if i burn half the house down.�- i think he’d support me no matter what i do. if he’s with me i won’t ever be bored.�- if i do something stupid he’d still play along.�- i think it’d be fun to hang out… it’d be fun to have tea and just chat…
- his face is my type, he’s easy-going, i think he’d treat me well if we got married, and his friends are fun so i want to have a housewarming.�- if we live together and something breaks, he’d bring Emet and have him fix it for us.�- i don’t think i’d ever be bored. he’d make me laugh over nothing. i think he’d be surprisingly detailed.�- if i marry Hyth then Azem and Emet would also be included… 1+2!!�- he’s kind and easy going, and he’s not particularly dangerous to anyone so he’d be good, right? he’s even got political power. he’s good wife material(?)�- everyday would be fun.�- he’s good looking.�- i think it’d be fun to tease Emet together.
11th ( 18 votes ) 2/2
Venat�- i think i’d be happy [with her] no matter what happens.�- i think our teacher would… do everything for us.�- she’d be a good emotional support.�- she’s a mother figure… no matter what i do she’d think i did well. i think she’d cheer me on and say i can get past any trial or tribulation.
- because she’s beautiful.�- if i confess my feelings she’d probably be like “Okay~ ^^” and accept it.�- ugh do i even say it�- she waited for me for 10,000 years… even if i didn’t trust her she protected me… is this too pure.. honestly i want to marry her because i’m a heathen who’s into giant milfs. �- you can’t actually marry her. you can only want to marry her. this can’t happen but you need to want to marry her the most.�- i think she’d take care of me.�- i don’t think she’d be home much [a good thing], when she comes back she’d bring fried chicken.�- she brought 14 shards as her dowries and also she loves me. �- i think she’d just love me a lot… come back Miss Venat… honestly if she came back to marry me that’d be huge.�- she loved me first for about 20 thousand years.
10th ( 24 votes )
Alisaie�- she’s cute she’s literally the cutest in the entire world and also smart. if i get ripped off at a market she’d get angry on my behalf.�- only looks at me. lovely. cute. and more than anything is rich.�- literally the cutest in the entire universe�- she’s my baby pudding rice cake bunny.
- she likes me and her family is rich.�- i think she’d hold my hand until the end.�- i love you my baby i would make sure your hands never got wet [a popular korean saying equivalent to “i’d make sure you’d never have to lift a finger”]�- i’m her sword�- i think she’d respect me�- an angel�- i think she’d take care of me and she tends to be honest, so i don’t think it’d be difficult to interact with her.. and she’s cute.. and if Alphinaud occasionally visits i’d get to see her act all grouchy being like ‘why’d you even bother coming’... cute…�- i just like younger women.. i think our marriage life would always be happy~�- she’s just cute and i feel at ease just looking at her.�- i want to marry her when she’s an adult.. i kind of like being bossed around and i think Alisaie would be good at that… i think if she scolded me i’d feel happy (because she’s doing it out of love)
9th ( 25 votes )
Zenos�- he’d only look at me�- he literally got rid of my inlaws himself�- if not the man who came to the end of the universe for me, then who..�- he only looks at me�- he’s my favorite. i’ll show you a universe-scale fight between a married couple
- he’d only look at me.�- the fact that he’s a little insane is a downside - but at least he’d only look at me for the rest of his life. if something happened to me he’d immediately come over (though the reason something happened to me would be his fault like 80% of the time. we ignore that.)�- he’s huge and good looking and his voice is nice�- a cool city man, crazy for the hero!! his style is more of a bad guy❤️, but maybe he’d be super sweet and kind to his woman? huhuhu it’s a dangerous dream but here i am…�- i think my life would become more exciting and fun because of Zenos�- as long as i continue to get stronger there’s no one who would purely love me more than him�- now that i think about it literally no one else likes me and follows me around as much�- i think he’d only look at me. like look at me like i’m the only person in the entire world - that kind of love (even if there’s no such thing~) and also he’s a bit of a tsundere; if i ask for something he’d act grumpy like “is that what you want?” and then do it for me.
8th ( 28 votes )
Y’shtola�- i want to be kindly yelled at by an older woman.�- i want the pure love(?) of a witch..�- she’s strong�- she’s the most mature and logical�- i think she’d keep me fed no matter what…�- she’s beautiful. she’d probably yell at me a lot…�- i’m the wol but i think she’d still be the one feeding me.�- i don’t get tired of looking at her everyday
- the closest thing to a normal person out of the Seventh Dawn when it comes to a sense of finance and mental fortitude.�- the strongest cat witch is my wife? �- real, lovely, an actual angel, older, and intelligent and has a love for reading - isn’t she cute? and she’s older forever how cute and lovely is that? i want to do everything to make sure she doesn’t have to do anything but read for the rest of her life. i’ll bring her tea to hear her thank me and ask for kisses and look disappointed when she yells at me… then she’d probably kiss me on the cheek. how moe. she’s the #1 spouse.�- unnie [honorific for a younger woman referring to an older woman] i love you�- if i say something right she’d praise me for saying something right�- she’s… my wife… if i don’t marry my wife who do i marry?? �- she’s strong inside and out. a witch miqo’te who has it all - mature and intelligent and beautiful.�- her face�- i want to be kindly yelled at�- if i watch her have tea as the sun sets i don’t think there would be a better painting out there.�- i think she’d take my jokes in a calm, logical wal. she’s cute, and lovely, and if i tease her i think her reactions would be cute.�- i want to lean on someone as talented as her.�- unnie, i want to be someone who washes your feet.�- a woman that’s kind of like my mom in that she’d probably take care of me while scolding me. i think it’d be good if we dated with the intent of marrying from the get-go.�- she flirted with me first
7th ( 36 votes )
Tataru Taru�- she’d make sure i’m fed and cared for no matter what�- a godly crafter / gatherer, good at making money - i think we’d get along well, and she’s cute. she’s perfect in every way.�- the best at adulting, takes care of me, isn’t in dangerous work, and understands adventurers well�- good at finances, good at making clothes, has a good personality, basically glows on her own. she’s almost perfect - but she doesn’t have me, the warrior of light. so i’ll marry her and make her perfect.�- i think there are multiples of her - at first she’s like “Whoa!!”, but later she’d be master everything - including work, child raising, etc - and become the best wife on top of the best receptionist. but most importantly, she’s cute…
- if i quit my job and just laze around all day, she’ll take care of me with her overflowing talent (except in summoning). �- i think she’d take care of all my basic needs… to the point she’d make me a magical pouch because i keep bringing home weird stuff. i think this is love.�- she’s good at everything�- even if i do the most dangerous, thankless work, and only come home once a month, she’d singlehandedly keep the peace and finances of our family. �- she’d take care of my finances.�- Tataru do whatever you want�- she’d take care of me�- i think she’d take care of me really well. she’d handle housework and officework and if i trust her with anything she’d do it without breaking a sweat.�- even if i suck at everything she’d be like “suck on this” and get me a snack [it makes more sense in korean]�- i think we’d have a fun and happy life. i think there’d be a lot of enjoyment in accomplishing things together.�- i can’t watch her do housework with those tiny hands. Miss Tatawu should rest, i’ll do the chores�- a strong sense of finances, excellent craftsmanship, amazing cooking, a cute face and manner of speech - she has everything.�- she’s good at everything except fighting… but i can fight so she has no bad sides. she’s good at cooking she’s good at making clothes - the ring she’d make me would be one of a kind. if i say i’m cold in the winter she’d make me a blanket on the spot.�- she’d take care of my finances better than me… being too frugal might be a bad thing but it’s at least better than me who spends all my money willy-nilly - so i wanna marry her.�- she’s our lovely Tataru. i think she’d really take care of me.�- she’s great at adulting… Tataru raise me… and i can probably beat Wedge�- she’s good at cooking and would live a long life.
6th ( 41 votes )
Estinien�- he’s skilled, has a great personality, is good with children, and i think he’d listen to me and have a lot of money - the best suitor�- if i tell him that i want grapes in the middle of winter, he’d grumble about how there aren’t any grapes now but still go and search the entire country for the sweetest grapes to bring home. and also i can drink beer and have dried squid with him.�- based on how he spends money, he’s probably good at making it. if i say “let’s get a fridge” even if i could just bury all my perishables in the Coerthas to keep them cool, he’d just be like “oh, okay” and give me enough money to buy 50 fridges.�- he’d buy me a lot of food and come over when i call him and stardiver anyone that bothers me.�- even with a really shoddy reason if i ask him to marry me he’d be like “ok if you say so”. even if i marry him there wouldn’t be any married vibes so i don’t have to worry about things like him getting tired of me.
- he’s not obsessed with me�- he’s simple and good to me and he wouldn’t complain about food if there’s squid, and the worst he’d do as a husband is get absolutely ripped off and buy something for way too much.�- he’d do everything his wife asks even if he acts really annoyed about it…�- he’s just and cool. and he’s a fighter so there’s a lot in common. the fact that his first solution to problems is his lance is the best.�- he doesn’t come home because he’s too busy wandering around - but if i’m in danger he’d come immediately.�- if we ever fight and i yell “take everything of yours and go!!!” he’d take the wol (me) on his shoulders and leave. if i ask him what he’s doing he’d be like “you said in happiness and in strife with the the dragon sight as your proposal.” �- he’d just accept whatever i do.�- i think he’d stardiver me in bed.�- he’s gone through a lot so i think he’d be a good family man.�- he’s got a good body. his job… he doesn’t have one but he’s welcome in Radz, so it’s fine. and the way that he treats the Leveilleur twins makes me think he’d care for his family a lot. and also if anything happens i could probably make him to do something about it.�- i’ll take care of the money you just bring some home.�- he’s stubborn and strong willed but i think he’d surprisingly be willing to go out on errands. except you need to be careful about what you say or he might come back 3 days late with the wrong thing.�- he’d listen to me without question. he’s a bit of a macho but that’s probably because he was part of Ishgard’s army - if we have 3 daughters he’d go and take classes on how to braid hair.�- he’s mature.�- he eats well… his body is to die for… his voice is to die for… i think he’d be good at a fake marriage.�- he’d come on adventures with me.. he looks very standoff-ish but he’d be good to me.�- it’d be hard to start dating him but once i’m married he’d be very faithful to his family.
5th ( 43 votes )
Haurchefant�- he doesn’t see me as the WoL - he sees me as another muscle. so he’d never cheat on me and make me happy.�- i think he’d make me healthy. he’d wake me up early on the weekends and take me hiking, make me work out, and we’d be living the ideal life.�- i want to be yours…�- i think he’d always do everything for me. he’s very positive so i think he’d be a good influence.�- he’s kind and i think he was raised well.�- “companion” is another word for “spouse”.�- i think he’d be good at supporting me. he’s great husband material.�- i think he’d be the best father and husband. every time I show up in the middle of Coetheras he’d make me ginger tea. and also i’m a DRK so i can be his co-tank. Very good~�- he already proposed to me.
- very good�- he’d die for me (actually died).�- he’d be beside me forever and keep me healthy and in shape. health is wealth.�- he’d make me into a milf and make me more beautiful �- i’m sure we’d be respectful and have a stable, happy marriage�- he’s so nice to me to the point it’s a little suspicious�- husband material - kind and familial and stable.�- he never hesitates and would use cover on me except he never uses hallowed- [important note: cover damage still goes through hallowed ground]�- i think he’d do everything from the start to end.�- do i need… a reason?�- you said you liked me!!!! you liked me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!�- he’d look at me like i’m the most beautiful person ever no matter what i do. he’d say it’s great and do it with me.�- he’s good at his job, and at home he’d always support me, so i think everyday would make me feel like a newlywed.�- he just saved me when i didn’t ask and left.�- i think he’d protect me from hot oil splashing on me
4th ( 50 votes )
Crystal Exarch�- leader of a country… if i think about this seriously he’s got the best choice for a husband, and his sandwiches make it seem like he’s good at cooking… he’s a pretty good guy.�- he’s sooooooo nice… i hope the crystal’s healthy.�- how do i refuse a city as a dowry�- if it’s just marriage… i don’t think he’d make me sad (though he might make me work…) he keeps saving me i’m going crazy�- i like sandwiches�- i think he’d take good care of me�- if i come home he greets me at the front door�- if i get married, Crystarium’s mine. the teleport is free, he’ll make me food everyday, and i’ll get a good meal… i think he’d love me the most.
- he made sandwiches and a country for me…�- i think he’d do everything for me… he even tried to save the world for me… but i feel like before i can even start flirting with him, he’d literally feed me food, then i’d wake up and we’d already be married�- a baby catboy who makes me lunches�- if i get married, does the city become mine…? i’d fuckin love to be the mayor’s wife lol�- he has a house(?), he’d only look at me, and people look up to him�- he literally made a city for me… raised Lyna until she was a proper adult… makes good sandwiches … literally the best husband material�- he’s trustworthy and skilled enough to leave everything with for the rest of my life�- he only looks at me�- he’d do everything for me but please stop risking your life�- good at cooking, brought a city as a dowry, but the downside is that he’s a very proper man… with the age difference he’s basically a dilf there’s no choice but for me to give him the signed marriage papers�- if i get married Crystarium is mine!�- the Good Wife, Wise Mother who’d only look at me�- you HAVE to live with a polite man who cooks well, and takes care of you�- our marriage life would be very …. stable. he raised Lyna so he’s probably good at raising kids�- he’d cook and clean and do the laundry and also still love me�- he waited hundreds of years for me�- he literally plotted to die for me i need to be by his side to stop him sacrificing himself
3rd ( 55 votes )
Thancred�- how he treats Ryne and Minfilia is really kind. i think he’d take care of everything despite grumbling, and treat me very well. �- he’d only look at me. if i’m in danger he’d come over immediately�- finely aged wine�- i think he’d be good at raising kids�- he aged well�- he’s raised two kids… his daughter’s cute and he’d be genuine about his family�- this guy… he’d obviously be obsessed with his wife, and be insanely good to his kids… he’s got quite the past but i think his last love would be only one person… he’d be the most responsible husband.
- he’s responsible, good looking, well built, has experience raising with children. and also it’s delicious that he’s felt the heartbreak of losing something important to him�- face�- he’s sensible, and good looking. and based on how well he treats his daughter he’d be a family man.�- if i’m in danger he’d protect me to the face and has experience raising children… + he’s a mature, handsome man�- finely aged wine [but in different words]�- obviously… he’s a dad�- i think he’d keep his family fed if nothing else�- with Endwalker all of his angst finally left him - and seeing him now is like meeting your first love at a highschool reunion and falling in love again�- if i become his family i think he’d protect me forever�- his daughter is Ryne�- he’s faithful to his family, strong and healthy, and also his partner Nutkin is very cute so i want to marry him�- if we have no money i think he’d just do hard labor to earn some for us�- he’s my favorite… but also he’s got a good voice and body… and has a decent backstory… he’s wasn’t always the best dad but he’s an adult who can improve…�- if i take damage in Trusts he goes “are you okay?!?!” and gives me Aurora�- i think he’d roll in mud for me�- he’d do anything for me. if i’m missing a dps and i look at him he’d be like “huh what are we missing?” then turn into a rogue
2nd ( 82 votes )
Emet-Selch (Hades)�- we’d bicker like the royal couple we are�- his dowry’s a house, grumbles but still does everything i ask, would probably do all the annoying house chores for me - but honestly wouldn’t he just snap his fingers once and finish everything? �- if i tell him i want something he’d just tisk at me then snap his fingers to make it appear out of thin air�- i have to marry him to divorce him�- even if he didn’t love me he’d at least treat me well. even if it’s fake he’d at least guarantee my happiness.�- i think if i go to hell he’d already be there and have reserved a place for me�- he’d grumble but still do everything for me. and also he’s really good at working�- considering he built an entire empire in one lifetime, i think he’d be able to support me well. if we ever leave each other he’d miss me as much as he misses Amaurot.
- even if he’s very stoic, i think he’d still treat me really well�- i think he might have already proposed to me.�- his dowry’s a city�- the oldest tsundere in the world�- do i say it or what�- i love his specific old-man brand of kindness (like registering me as a citizen of amaurot, or watching my adventures from afar)�- he’s such a tsundere he’s so cute ♥︎�- i want to marry him then divorce him�- he looks like someone who’d just sleep all the time but i think he’d actually take care of his responsibilities first. if i ask him enough times, he’d do everything perfectly for me.�- his skills, his money, his age�- i like my headcanon that even if he doesn’t want to marry he’d still be faithful to his duties as a husband…�- surprisingly tsundere, but also i’m set if he has that finger snap�- i want to be legally tied to this intelligent and pathetically lonely man�- if i lie down and whine he’d probably do everything for me while being all “grumble grumble you’re not even a real person who raised you blah blah blah” �- it’s exciting that he missed me for a thousand years�- i cannot lose this big chested, (minimum) 10,000 year old non-human man with a million regrets�- if the world’s going to end i might as well invade the empire and change it to my tastes. and also i want to take this pathetic man�- i think he’d do everything for me while still acting annoyed about it. and even if it was just putting on appearances, he’s technically experienced marriage and raising children…? so… i think i’d be comfortable heheh�- even if the wol is broke he’s technically an emperor so he’d just snap his fingers and take care of us.�- i get to be the queen of an empire�- he’s got a comfortable life, good finances, and even if he grumbles a lot he’d also participate in raising our child and split our chores.
1st ( 139 votes )
G’raha Tia�- he’d only look at me�- when did he win me over? he said he wants to see a future with me�- he likes me so much i don’t think he’d survive without me. his reactions would make him fun to tease.�- he’s caring… and cute… and lovely… perfect�- he brought a city as a dowry and i couldn’t refuse�- genius catte who’s good at cooking�- obviously. he’d travel time and change space for me�- he’d be like “Nyeongwoong!” [a combination of a cat’s meow + hero in korean] and cook me meals and travel with me and follow me when i go somewhere far and spend forever with me… he’d trust all of the choices i make and support me and always be on my side.�- i think he’d cook every meal and do every house chore for me
- he’d go anywhere with me + he’s good at house chores and probably good at raising a kid + only look at me even after a hundred years�- he wouldn’t cheat on me and only like me and stay with me forever… as long as i can make us money we’d be set�- responsible, caring, kind to children, probably good at reading books out loud, doesn’t berate people for their mistakes and would help them to the best of his abilities�- literally an all rounder - tank, heals, and dps�- someone who asks to adventure with me? i think that’d make me the happiest person. more than anything though how can someone who can tank / heal / dps do any wrong, he’s kind of like Doraemon �- redheaded miqo’te can play literally anything�- Good Wife, Wise Mother �- he’s the kindest to me and would always take my side and < important!!! > cute�- cat�- even if time passes i don’t think how much he loves me would change�- a red cat who only looks at me�- the patience to wait a long time to save me, the ability to run one city, and more than anything else he knows how to cook and is cute > > > > > he’s cute! < < < < < �- i think if your husband’s cute, all the troubles in the world would melt away once you come home. and also we can enjoy our hobbies together (adventuring) on occasion�- he proposed to me first i’m serious�- the penthouse view of the top floor of the crystal tower�- he is an “all rounder”�- he has always made us sandwiches… and also his voice is godly�- a younger man who would only look at me�- shouldn’t you always marry for love�- i think he’d do all the house chores�- i think he’d do all the house chores. i think he’d take care of me out of love and respect and as a fan(?). and if it feels like we’re less affectionate we’d just go on one adventure together and it’d be like the old times again.�- crystal tower is mine!!!!!!!!!�- he loves me�- he’d follow me anywhere. a sunflower…�- i mean… he just keeps flirting with me. what am i supposed to do.�- he’d feed me and take care of me even if i was a mealworm.