Oklahoma City Thunder

The Little Team that Won’t Tank

A Rocky Past

• Seattle Supersonics sold off in tragic display of millionaire villainy
• OKC spawned great players - Russ, KD, James Harden
• Thunderstuck movie
• Current owners/management are straight trash trying to tank the team

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BUT THIS TEAM WON’T TANK

They keep trading away asset players for future draft picks

But they have a good scrappy team right now

• In the playoffs in 2020 even though the were supposed to tank
• Killing it at the start of this season
• Beat the Lakers at home

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (top tier cutie)

• Canadian
• Former Clipper
• Total baller
• Cool as hell

Lu Dort (coolest name in the league)

• Canadian
• Undrafted (underdog)
• Dunks
• But also 3s

Josh Giddey (G’day)

• Australian
• Rookie
• Flashy as hell
• Big floppy curls

Rumble the Bison

• Listened to Dunktown once
• Magic face
• Can dunk

Chicago Bulls

A Scrappy Second Chance

A Storied History

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The 90s - lots of great 90s merch out there

But they haven’t been good in a long while

Current Squad - Underdogs and Cuties

Rejected players

Lonzo felt rejected by the Lakers

DeMar felt rejected by the Raptors

Caruso was traded by the Lakers even though he helped them get a ring!

Promising Young Guys

Zach LaVine, Coby White, Ayo Dosunmu (possible ROY but picked 2nd round)

DeMar Derozan

Sweet papa that the young boys needed

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Zach LaVine, a sweet hunk who can dunk

• Washington
• Engaged
• 2x dunk contest

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Lonzo Ball

A very talented player who’s kinda corny and has a mean dad

• Thought he’d be a Laker forever
• LeBron gave him up for AD
• Finally found supportive team

Coby White

A total sweetie drafted by the Bulls in 2019

• Supportive teammate
• Has a cute dog
• Just came back from injury
• 3rd season in league

Alex Caruso

• Worked his way up from the G League
• Helped Lakers win title in 2020
• Glue guy who can also dunk from time to time
• Arrested in Texas for marijuana possession
• Did ridiculous Manscaped ad

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Benny the Bull