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Karaoke / Without Vocals

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With Vocals

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Chorus

Riding that new river train.

Riding that new river train.

It’s the same old train that brought me here.

‘Gonna take me back again.

RIDING THAT NEW RIVER TRAIN

without vocals

with vocals

Verse 1

Honey you can’t love two.

Honey you can’t love two.

You can’t love two, and still be true.

Honey, you can’t love two.

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Verse 2

Baby you can’t love three.

Baby you can’t love three.

You can’t love three, and still have me.

Baby, you can’t love three.

Chorus

Riding that new river train.

Riding that new river train.

It’s the same old train that brought me here.

‘Gonna take me back again.

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Verse 3

Sweetie you can’t love four.

Sweetie you can’t love four.

You can’t love four, ‘cause there isn’t anymore.

Sweetie, you can’t love four.

Chorus

Riding that new river train.

Riding that new river train.

It’s the same old train that brought me here.

‘Gonna take me back again.

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Chorus

Riding that new river train.

Riding that new river train.

It’s the same old train that brought me here.

‘Gonna take me back again.  

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Riding that new river train…..

CHORUS

Honey you can’t love two.

Honey you can’t love two.

You can’t love two, and still be true.

Honey, you can’t love two.

VERSE 1

VERSE 2

Baby you can’t love three.

Baby you can’t love three.

You can’t love three, and still have me.

Baby, you can’t love three.

VERSE 3

Sweetie you can’t love four.

Sweetie you can’t love four.

You can’t love four, ‘cause there isn’t anymore.

Sweetie, you can’t love four.

Riding that new river train…..

CHORUS

Riding that new river train…..

CHORUS

Riding that new river train…..

CHORUS

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Ms. Levy you can’t love two………’cause you’re feeling really blue.

Ms. Albrecht you can’t love three…..’cause there isn’t room for me.

Mr. Pan you can’t love four……’cause it’s time to shut the door.

‘Cause it’s time to clean the floor.

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ROOM 14 - 2025-2026

Solene you can’t love 2… ‘cause you have to learn kung foo.

Harlen you can’t love 2… ‘cause you have to find your shoes.

Aarav you can’t love 2… ‘cause you can’t go poo.

Katie you can’t love 3… ‘cause you have to go pee.

Victoria you can’t love 3… ‘cause there isn’t room for me.

Charlotte you can’t love 4… ‘cause you have to clean the floor.

Everett you can’t love 4 ‘cause you can’t find the core.

Patrick you can’t love 4 ‘cause you just jumped out the door.

Katie you can’t love 5 ‘cause you live in a bee hive.

Tristan you can’t love 7 ‘cause you went to heaven.

Henry you can’t love 8 ‘cause you don’t know

how to swim in a lake.

Partho you can’t love 8 ‘cause you just went on a date.

Edith you can’t love 9 ‘cause you didn’t find a rhyme.

Tristan you can’t love 9 ‘cause you live in a mine.

Partho you can’t love 10 ‘cause you’re married to a hen.

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Everett 8

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ROOM 7 - 2025-2026

Mohammed you can’t love 1 ‘cause you aren’t any fun.

Gwen you can’t love 3 ‘cause you don’t like me.

Lincoln you can’t love 3 ‘cause you’re hitting my knee.

Cara you can’t love 4 ‘cause you didn’t shut the door.

Violet you can’t love 5 ‘cause you don’t have a bee hive.

Quinn you can’t love 7 ‘cause you’re singing in heaven.

Maya you can’t love eight ‘cause you don’t have any bate.

Clara you can’t love 9 ‘cause there isn’t any rhyme.

Francine you can’t love 10 ‘cause you don’t have a pen.

Livi you can’t love 13 ‘cause you really aren’t mean.

Michael you can’t love 60 ‘cause you have a cousin named Bixy.

Ava you can’t love a thousand ‘cause you don’t have a husband.

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Freddie….four.. ‘Cause there isn’t anymore.

Hannah…four.. Because you’ll be a wild boar.

Frances…four ‘cause then you’ll get slammed

with a door

Anoushka….five……’cause you can’t still be alive.

Morgan…..five ‘cause you can’t make rhyme.

Freya….six……. ’cause there isn’t mix.

Anoushka…seven ‘cause then you’ll turn out to be 11.

Henry…..seven because your name would be Kevin.

Henry….seven because you’ll go to seven-eleven.

Frances….seven ‘cause then you’ll be in heaven.

Keira……seven ‘cause your name will be in heaven.

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Sophie….eight ‘cause then you can’t eat dates.

Morgan…eight ‘cause you won’t be able to bake.

Noah…..nine because you crossed the line.

Noah….twenty because then you’ll get a penny.

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Rm 7 -2024-2025

George you can’t love two……’cause you have go to the bathroom.

Anna you can’t love two….’cause you have to go poo.

Finn you can’t love two….’cause you have to say ‘cock-a-doodl doo”

Wandah you can’t love three…’cause you have me.

…..you can’t love three….and still have a tree.

Jack you can’t love four…..’cause you have to throw the door.

Finn you can’t love four….’cause you have clean the floor.

Theo you can’t love four…..’cause you have to clean the door.

Elan you can’t love four….’cause you’re in a big storm.

Omar you can’t love four….and still own a boar.

Aviva you can’t love four…and still be poor.

Alex you can’t love four….’cause you have to shut the door.

Sam you can’t love four….

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Oliver, you can’t love two…..’cause the trains flying by you

Arya you can’t love two….’cause you have the flu.

Amber you can’t love two…’cause I love you!

Freddie you can’t love two…..’cause I need to go poo.

Mairi you can’t love three…’cause I have to go pee.

Jackson you can’t love three….’cause I’m growing a tree.

Noa you can’t you love three….’cause you’re stung by a bee.

Zachary you can’t love three….’cause you ate too many Takis

Marken you can’t love three….’cause you’re farting on me.

Rory you can’t love three…..’cause you’re eating my candy.

Rowan you can’t love three…’cause your brother’s eating your peas.

Rm 15 - 2024-2025

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Annie you can’t love four…’cause you have to clean the train floor.

Fathima you can’t love four….’cause you’re really, really poor.

Everly you can’t love four…..because you’re a door.

Kira you can’t love four….’cause you really want more.

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Room 20 - 2024-2025

Isla…5 ‘cause that would be a hive. (a group of people)

Kara….7 ‘cause you’re gonna go to heaven.

Raabia….7 ‘cause you’ll still be eleven.

Harlow….8 ‘cause you’ll turn into a grape / or an ape.

Milan…10…’cause there’s no more beds.

Azaan….10 ‘cause then you’ll be a hen.

Guilia…15 ‘cause you’re not too keen.

Isla….18 ‘cause you’re not a great teen.

Theresa….20 ‘cause you don’t have any money!

Aida…..25..’cause there isn’t any alive.

Aila……100 ‘cause there isn’t any more numbers.

Henry…..4 billion…’cause there isn’t any trillion.

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ROOM 14 (September, 2023)

Milan…..2….’cause the cruise isn’t for you.

Ava……..12 …’cause you need to clean your shelf.

Henry…..100…..

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Rm 18 - 2023/2024

Nico you can’t love 1…….’cause you already done.

Andrew you can’t love 1………’cause you already love one.

Bennett you can’t love 2….’cause there only a few.

Jack you can’t love 5………..’cause you’re already alive.

Micaela you can’t love 7……..’cause you can’t go to heaven.

Daniel you can’t love 7……’cause you already went to heaven.

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Rm 18 - 2023/2024

Zeven you can’t love 8………..’cause there’s no room on your plate.

Scarlett you can’t love 9………’cause you’re not feeling fine!

Xavier you can’t love 10……………’cause it had already been done by Ben.

India you can’t love 35……………………’cause your name isn’t clive.

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Finnley you can’t love two, ‘cause you don’t tie your shoes.

Naomi you can’t love three, ‘cause you don’t have any tea.

Clementine you can’t love three….’cause you stung by a bee.

Sulaiman you can’t love four, ‘cause you can’t open a door.

Mala you can’t love five, cause you don’t how to rhyme.

Matty you can’t love five, ‘cause you don’t how to drive.

Andreas you can’t love five, ‘cause you don’t how to cry.

Charlie you can’t love six, ‘cause you can’t get sick.

Mala you can’t love six, ‘cause you have nothing to fix.

Cordelia you can’t love six…..’cause you can’t take a sip.

Andreas you can’t love six…..’cause you have lots of sticks!

Evan you can’t love seven, and still go to heaven.

Cordelia you can’t love eight….’cause your hair is too straight.

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Koda you can’t love eight, ‘cause you don’t know how to hate.

Clementine you can’t love nine, and still be mine.

Marissa you can’t love nine, ‘cause you don’t drink wine.

Yahya you can’t love nine….and still be fine.

Anirin you can’t love ten, ‘cause you never met a hen.

Humayra you can’t love ten….’cause your name isn’t Ben.

Hudson you can’t love ten, ‘cause you can’t raise a hen.

Yahya you can’t love ten, ‘cause you kiss other men.

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Room 18:

Matthew you can’t love two……..and still be blue.

Aubrey you can’t love three….and still have a bee.

Autmun you can’t love four…’cause there’s still four more.

Eliza you can’t love four….and still shut the door.

Maya you can’t love five…’cause there’s no more butterflies.

Nell you can’t love five….and still be alive.

Tony you can’t love six….and still have sticks.

Sebastian you can’t love seven….and go up to heaven.

Tessa you can’t love eight….and still have an ape.

Sebastian you can’t love eight…and still have a grape.

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Matthew you can’t love nine…..and still be age nine.

Ben (Theo) you can’t love ten…and still have the name Ben.

Noble you can’t love ten…..and still be a hen.

Taryn you can’t love eleven…..and still be in heaven.

Autumn you can’t love twelve….and still be an elf.

Ketan you can’t love thirteen…and still wear jeans.

Aubrey you can’t love fourteen… and still be a bean.

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Room 10:

Blair you can’t love two and still be true

Alex you can’t love three, and still eat cheese

Abdulrahim you can’t love four, and still have a door

Fiona you can’t love five, and still have a beehive.

Willow you can’t love five…..and take a dive.

Simone you can’t love six, and still help me fix.

Blake you can’t love seven, and still go to heaven.

Lauren you can’t love eight….and break your plate.

Mariam you can’t love nine….and still be mine.

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Harper you can’t love ten, and cluck like a hen.

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Your verses here:

NAME you can’t love two

NAME you can’t love three,

NAME you can’t love four,

NAME you can’t love five,

NAME you can’t love six,

NAME you can’t love seven,

NAME you can’t love eight,.

NAME you can’t love nine,

NAME you can’t love ten,.

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Chorus

Riding that new river train.

Riding that new river train.

It’s the same old train that brought me here.

‘Gonna take me back again.

RIDING THAT NEW RIVER TRAIN

without vocals

Verse 1

Ms. Levy you can’t love two.

Ms. Levy you can’t love two.

You can’t love two, ‘cause you’re feeling really blue.

Ms. Levy you can’t love two.

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without vocals

Chorus

Riding that new river train.

Riding that new river train.

It’s the same old train that brought me here.

‘Gonna take me back again.

Verse 2

Ms. Albrecht you can’t love three.

Ms. Albrecht you can’t love three.

You can’t love three,’cause there isn’t room for me.

Ms. Albrecht you can’t love three.

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Chorus

Riding that new river train.

Riding that new river train.

It’s the same old train that brought me here.

‘Gonna take me back again.

Verse 3

Mr. Kasaval you can’t love four.

Mr. Kasaval you can’t love four.

You can’t love four, ‘cause they haven’t fixed the floor.

Mr. Kasaval, you can’t love four.

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Chorus

Riding that new river train.

Riding that new river train.

It’s the same old train that brought me here.

‘Gonna take me back again.