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Grammar

NOT your Gramma's grammar.

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ACTIVE VERBS

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An ACTIVE verb describes an action !

infinitive:

to do

singular:

he does

plural:

they do

run(s)

jump(s)

read(s)

write(s)�calculate(s)

Here are some other ACTIVE verbs:

WHO is the actor? (Who performs the action?)

  • If the active verb is plural, then the actor must be plural.
  • If the active verb is singular, then the actor must be singular (unless it's you or I ).

Otherwise, you have an error: "Subject-Verb Disagreement in Number" (S/V #)

play(s)

go(es)

swim(s)

dive(s)

drive(s)

The most-common PASSIVE verb is: to be.� is, are, was, were, has been, etc.

throw(s)

catch(es)

push(es)

rollerskate(s)

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VERB tense

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present:

past:

perfect

do

run

eat

fly

go

send

swim

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read sounds like "reed"

write

drive

throw

catch

did

ran

ate

flew

went

sent

swam

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read sounds like "red"

wrote

drove

threw

caught

has done

has run

has eaten

has flown

has gone

has senthas swum�------------ --------------- ------------

-

has read

has written

has driven

has thrown

has caught

perfect

present:

do

has done

past:

did

had done

future:

will do

will have done

"Irregular" verbs

present:

past:

perfect

jump

play

calculate

rollerskate

jumped

played

calculated

rollerskated

has jumped

has played

has calculated

has rollerskated

(append "ed")

(same as past)

"Regular" verbs

The most irregular verb is: to be

is, are, was, were, �am, has been, ...

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Pronouns -- case errors

SUBJECT CASE

(the ACTOR)

ACTIVE VERB�(Action)

OBJECT CASE�(the TARGET)�(the Victim)

I�you

chase

me�you

he�she

it

who

chases

him�her�it�whom

we�you (plural)�they

chase

us

you (plural)�them

Letter "m" is only for�OBJECT CASE pronouns!

Not sure whether it's "she" vs. "her"?� Try he vs. him or try they vs. them.

If "him" is wrong, then "her" is wrong.� If "they" is right, then so is "she".

Unsure about "me" vs. "I"?� Check he vs. him or we vs. us.

If "he" is wrong, then "me" is wrong.� If "we" is right, then "I". is right.

Is it "who" or "whom"?

Just check he/him or they/them or I/me.

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Possessive pronouns (& contractions)

SUBJECT

(ACTOR)

ACTIVE VERB(Action)

POSESSIVE(OWNER of the� Target / Victim)

NOT:

I�you

chase

my car.�your car.

you're

he�she

it

who

chases

his car.�her car.�its car.�whose

it's

who's

we�you (plural)�they

chase

our cars.

your (plural) cars.

their cars.

you're

they're

NOTE:

possessive pronouns

NEVER contain apostrophe!

CONTRACTION

NOT:

You are

You're chasing

your car.

you're car

It is

It's chasing

its car.

it's car

Who is

Who's chasing

whose car?

who's car

We are

We're chasing

our car?

Where�Were

They are

They're chasing

their car?

they're car�there

PASSIVE VOICE

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The English language can be confusing!

Limerick:

A fly and a flea in a flue�were imprisoned, so what could they do?� "Let us fly," said the flea;� "let us flee," said the fly.�So they flew thru a flaw in the flue!

Can you identify parts of speech?

"Timenoun-subject fliesverb likepreposition an arrownoun-object"� "Fruitadjective fliesnoun-subject likeverb a garbageadjective trucknoun-object."

The fat cat loves to lie in the sun.

My son will sometimes lie to get out of trouble.

Tonite, right before I lie down, I will write up a will �to lay down what lies ahead after I am lain in my grave.�

A panda eats, shoots, and leaves.

See the snake? It's eating its tail.�.

Were you aware that we're watching where the calf roams. .�I wind my watch (which I wound this morning), avoiding the rain and wind which bothers the wound on my calf.

Did you see her dress?�“Let’s stop controlling people.”�"Squad helps dog bite victim."�"Iraqi head seeks arms."

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Misplaced modifiers

I saw a man on a hill with a telescope.

Look at the dog with one eye.

Sarah gave a bath to her dog wearing a pink t-shirt.

Man eating piranha mistakenly sold as pet fish.

She saw a puppy and a kitten on the way to the store.

Three offices were reported robbed by the Atlanta police last week.

Juvenile court to try shooting defendant.

She served sandwiches to the children on paper plates.

He has married friends.

"I saw a man on a hill with a telescope."�-- There’s a man on a hill, and I’m watching him with my telescope.�-- There’s a man on a hill, who I’m seeing, and he has a telescope.�-- There’s a man, and he’s on a hill that also has a telescope on it.�--I’m on a hill, and I saw a man using a telescope.�-- There’s a man on a hill, and I’m sawing him with a telescope.

"Look at the dog with one eye."�-- Look at the dog using only one of your eyes.�-- Look at the dog that only has one eye.�-- Perhaps the dog found an eye somewhere, and we’re looking at the dog.

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More examples of ambiguous English.

  • "Brave men run in my family." – Bob Hope
  • Prostitutes Appeal to Pope – newspaper headline
  • Pentagon Plans Swell Deficit – newspaper headline�"I can't tell you how much I enjoyed meeting your husband."– William Empson
  • "I said to myself, 'The last thing you must do is forget your speech.' � As I left this morning, the last thing I did was to forget my speech."– Rowan Atkinson
  • "We saw her duck" (Did she lower her heads? Or did that duck belong to her?) – Hurford, Heasley, & Smith
  • "I’ve never seen potatoes cooked like that before."– Jonah Baldwin in the film Sleepless in Seattle, 1993�I can't recommend this book too highly.

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Ambiguity & Zeugma

"An ambiguity, in ordinary speech, means something very pronounced, and as a rule witty or deceitful. I propose to use the word in an extended sense: any verbal nuance, however slight, which gives room for alternative reactions to the same piece of language... We call it ambiguous, I think, when we recognize that there could be a puzzle as to what the author meant, in that alternative views might be taken without sheer misreading. If a pun is quite obvious it would not be called ambiguous, because there is no room for puzzling. But if an irony is calculated to deceive a section of its readers, I think it would ordinarily be called ambiguous."�– William Empson, Seven Types of Ambiguity, 1947

Zeugma: A zeugma is a figure of speech in which one "governing" word or phrase modifies two distinct parts of a sentence. Often, the governing word will mean something different when applied to each part, as in the sentence, "He took his coat and his vacation." The verb "to take" makes sense with and governs both "coat" and "vacation," but is appropriate to each in a different way. https://www.litcharts.com/literary-devices-and-terms/zeugma

This memorable zeugma from Chapter 1 of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer sets the tone for the rest of the novel, in that it yokes (or ties together) misbehavior and the experience of "glory":�� In an instant both boys were rolling and tumbling in the dirt, ... and covered themselves with dust and glory.