You're about to attempt the most prestigious (and absolutely free) certification in meat mastery: the CBQ – Certified BBQ Quartermaster.
This exam is:
- Super rigorous*
- Extremely official*
- Endorsed by at least 3 people in lawn chairs
(*It's not that serious. But it is that fun.)
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What You Get If You Pass:
✅ The right to add CBQ after your name (use it proudly)
✅ A printable certificate endorsed by the Department of Sauce & Scholarship
✅ A heightened sense of BBQ
✅ Bragging rights
✅ Lifelong community respect
✅ Possibly superpowers (results not guaranteed)
