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with everlasting love,
the jampack team
(dictated, not read)

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What situation are we styling for? Alone time on a beach? Something to get you pumped up? How can we help enhance your life with the power of awesome **music**??
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What is your spirit animal? What sicko invented the 5-second rule?
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Any songs/artists we should listen to as reference points? What do you love about them? *
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Type your great-great grandchild's middle name here
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What would you rather do for vacation?
You hear a knock at your door and open it. Lo and behold its the police and they have a warrant for your arrest. What crime is it for? How did they catch you?
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Any dietary restrictions?
If you selected "Locally Sourced," which locale would you like to focus on?
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abode?
On a scale of white bread to esoteric seeded bread, how freaky do you want your stylist to get???
White Bread (same genre, same style, similar to your specified music)
Damn-Near-Tree-Bark (different genre, different style, really experimental)
Any last requests? Speak now or forever hold your peace :))) *
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On which streaming service would you prefer the delivery of your jammin' new look?
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