Zombie Formula Survey

Please list your name (If coming from Reddit, please just leave your username) *

How long can you hold yourself up in a plank position? (Average is about 1:30) *

How long can you hold yourself up on a ledge? (Average is about 0:30) *

How long can you run at top speed? (Average is about 0:30) *

How stealthy do you think you are? *

Clumsy

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Stealth 100

How many times a month do you accidentally sneak up on someone? *

How many times in the past year have you run a fever of at least 100F? *

On average, how many times a year do you get sick? *

How many times in your life have you been bedridden with illness? *

What is your estimated top speed? (Average is about 17 miles per hour) *

What is your best mile time? (Average is about 9:30) *

How many times a month do you run for extended periods of time? *

How many times a month do you actually work out? *

How physically strong are you? *

Weak Lil Baby

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Competitive Strongman/Woman

How good is your pain tolerance? *

Spice Makes Me Cry

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A Bullet? Thought that was a fly

How many times a month do you believe you experience pain that is at least a 7/10? *

On an average month, how many times do you go outside when it's dark? *

How often do you eat carrots? *

Have you ever rock climbed before? If so, how often? *

How experienced at climbing are you? *

Never been off the ground

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Could climb anything

How long can you stand on one leg? *

How flexible are you? *

Stiff as a board

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Pretzels are cool

How good is your balance? *

No

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Inhuman

Using this website https://humanbenchmark.com/tests/reactiontime what is your best score of 3 attempts? *

How many times a month do you go swimming in the summer? *

How long can you tread water unassisted? *

How good are you at swimming? *

Drowning

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Michael Phelps???

How cautious are you? *

Underthinks everything

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Overthinks everything

How impulsive are you? *

Let's think things through guys

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SEND IT!!!

Do you prefer making decisions impulsively or cautiously? *

Impulsive decisions rock!

Cautious decisions are wiser!

I have no strong opinion one way or the other

Are you willing to sacrifice yourself to save others? *

How willing are you to save others? *

Psh, they'll be fine

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I will throw myself into the line of fire to save others

How willing are you to screw over others to save yourself? *

Can't do it

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Completely willing to do it

Do you have a 6th sense for danger? *

How good is your peripheral vision? *

I basically have blinders on

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360 degree vision baby!

How focused can you get on a specific task? *

I am ADHD gremlin

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I am OCD gremlin

How good are you at assessing and prioritizing risks? *

Risk?

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This is my jam

How good are you at thinking on your feet? *

I need time to plan or I am useless

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So what if the plans went off the rails?

How good are you at deviating from a plan when something unexpected comes your way? *

NO. The plan must not deviate

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There was a plan?

(PLEASE DON'T GIVE SPECIFICS; I DO NOT NEED TO KNOW) How much trauma have you experienced in your lifetime? *

On an average night, how much sleep do you get? *

How often do you pull all nighters? *

How well could you operate on less than six hours of sleep? *

I am basically a zombie

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Nothing changes

Do you have any issues with object permanence? *

How good are you at sorting large piles of items? *

Uhhhhhh....

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Absolutely love sorting

On a scale of 1-10, how good are you at planning for the short term? *

Cannot plan ahead

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Absolutely capable of planning slightly ahead

On a scale of 1-10, how good are you at planning for the long term? *

Cannot plan ahead

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Absolutely capable of planning far ahead

How good is your short term memory? *

What was the last question again?

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I can tell you every question on this survey

How good is your long term memory? *

What year is it?

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I can tell you the weather from 3 years ago

Do you prefer to face social conflicts head on, or avoid it? *

How good are you at conflict resolution? *

Fan the flames

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Master Peacemaker

How long have you known your closest friend? *

On a scale of 1-10, how much do you value loyalty in a friend? *

Could stab me in the back

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Must Have Trait

How loyal are you? *

Happy to switch sides if it suited you

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Would die before betraying friends

How many siblings do you have? *

How good are you at negotiating with others? *

Take anything you can carry

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Master Negotiator

Do you have any family members who work in education? *

Have you ever been interested in persuing education as a career? *

How many younger siblings do you have? *

How charismatic do you think you are? *

Bumbling Social Fool

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Absolute Social Master

Roughly how many people would you consider to be close friends? *

Are you good at following commands from people in authority? *

Do you have strong personal connections with any authority figures? If so, how many? *

How good are you at recognizing your own emotions? *

I feel...complicated

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Oh yeah, that's anger

How good are you at recognizing others emotions? *

They seem meh

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They seem really ticked off

How good are you at lying? *

Can't do it

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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104

Do you lie often (as in multiple times a day)? *

Do you believe that sometimes lying is neccesary? *

Have you ever practiced any sleight of hand/magic tricks? *

Do you have any knowledge of pickpocketing? *

Have you ever participated in a play/musical? *

How good are your acting skills? *

Can't Act

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Drama Kid Supreme

What is your career path of choice? *

How good of a leader are you? *

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How good of a follower are you? *

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Have you ever gardened before? *

Do you live on a farm or in a house with a larger garden? *

How knowledgeable are you with farming/gardening? *

Is that a weed or an onion?

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That's an onion

Have you ever worked on mechanics before? *

How knowledgeable are you on the inner workings of machinery? *

Uhhhh....

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Yeah so that's how to build a car

On an average month, how often do you cook your own meals? *

How many meals can you make consistently? *

Have you ever lockpicked before? *

Have you ever used a water purifier before? *

Have you ever constructed your own shelter before? *

In the wild, would you be capable of constructing a basic lean-to or similar shelter? *

Do you have any knowledge on how to construct defensive fortifications or traps? If so, what fortifications or traps? *

How many animal footprints/tracks could you recognize? *

How often are you out in the wilderness? *

Do you have the ability to preform first aid or CPR? *

How trained are you in basic first aid/CPR? *

Thank god for the good samaritan law

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I could do it with zero hesitation

Have you practiced identifying plants at all? *

Do you plan to work in a career path involving either chemistry or biology? *

Have you worked in a lab in the past 5 years? If so, how much? *

How many times a month do you drive? *

Can you pilot any vehicles other than a car? *

How good of a driver are you? *

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How many houses do you have within your neighborhood? *

How many miles away are you from a city of at least 5,000 people? *

Do you have any firearms in your houses? *

Do you have any melee weapons besides knives in your household? *

Do you have any additional weapons in your house? *

How many zombie movies/shows/books/video games have you watched/played? *

How well informed do you think you are in general zombie lore? *

What's a zombie?

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What type of zombie?

What skills do you have that may be important that aren't mentioned in this survey? *

How often do you use a digital map? *

Have you ever read/used a physical map? *

How well can you understand a physical map? *

What are these lines?

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Yeah let's not go that way

How often do you go to a major city? *

How well can you navigate in a city environment? *

I think that's an alley

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That's murder alley, don't go into it

How often do you hike? *

How well can you navigate in a forest environment? *

Is that the same tree we just passed?

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We just got to take a left, then right, then right, then right, then left...

Have you ever been trained in any melee weapons? *

How good are you at fighting with melee weapons? *

More likely to cut myself on accident

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Will slice you to bits

Have you ever created an actual weapon yourself? *

Have you ever shot a gun before? *

How many times have you gone shooting? *

How good are you with firearms? *

Likely to shoot myself on accident

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Could shoot a fly from 100 feet out

How good are you at fighting in hand to hand combat? *

Not capable of beating a toddler

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One of the best in my discipline

Have you ever been trained in hand to hand combat? If so, what discipline? *

How many times a day do you trip over something? *

(Please do not give specifics) On an average day, how many pills/medicine do you take? *

Could you survive at least a month without those pills/medicine listed above? *

No, I'd be dead within a week

No, I'd be dead within a month

Yes, but I'd be dead within a year

Yes, I could survive without those pills/medicine

Do you need glasses or contacts? *

How good is your hearing? *

Deaf

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Superpower

How many hours a day do you spend on technical devices? *

How many major phobias do you think you have? *

How easily distracted are you? *

Might've skipped to the end of this test

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Laser focused

How many loved ones live in your house with you? *

How many pets live in your house with you? *