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Do you think any nuclear attacks will take place in the near future?
Yes
No
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If it did happen, where do you think it would be?
Even if you don't think it's going to happen you can submit a hypothetical response.
Middle East
North America
South America
Africa
Europe
Asia
Australia
Antarctica
How many bombs do you think will detonate in total?
At Least
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
Or More
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How many people do you think will die?
With or without the effects of the radioactive fallout afterwards.
0 - 10,000
10,001 - 50,000
50,001 - 100,000
100,001 - 500,000
500,001 - 1,000,000
1,000,000 +
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Should the U.S. retaliate with nuclear weapons if used against us?
Yes
No
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Do you believe anything said in the books of Torah, Quran, or The Bible to be a factual account?
You know, like wrestling with the truth. For some people this is exactly like WWF wrestling.
Yes, I believe everything stated in the book is 100% true.
Yes, but I think some stories have been embellished.
Yes, but some of it seems made up.
No, almost all of it seems made up.
No, nothing said in the book is even remotely true.
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Should anyone believe things without proof?
Maybe some things are true without proof, most notably love.
Yes
No
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Was writing and publishing these books a good idea?
Yes
No
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Have you seen where my kids went.
If you have any information that might lead me to them it would be greatly appreciated. I swear they were here just a few seconds ago.
Your answer
Who is your favorite character?
Choose
Jesus
Mohammed
Joseph Smith
Whoever the Jewish Savior was, like David or some shit
Xenu
Mary Magdalene
Mary (the unfucked one)
Goliath
Cleopatra
Jebediah
Jumpin' Jehosephat
Jiminy Xmas
Gene & Dean Ween
Charlotte From Charlottes Web
Barbara Striesand
Joe
Evangeline Lily
God
Pontious Pilate
Moses
The Guy That Helped Joseph Smith Translate The Secret Messages From God
Judas
The other Judas
Peter
Paul
Luke
Ringo
Lot
Job
The Other Crucified Dude
King Eglon of Moab
Korah
Og
Cain
Able
Seth
Cain's Wife?
Jezebel
Elisha
The she-bears
Mark
The Talking Donkey
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