The Reading Survey
Answer whatever, none are required. Have fun!
What should I call you?
Smaug the Magnificent.
Mysterious as the Dark Side of the Moon
Bond. James Bond.
How many books do you read at a time?
ONE AND ONLY ONE! ALL ELSE IS HERESY!
Maybe two or three, if I have a lot to get through.
However many I feel like. One, or 893.
What's a book? (THEN I MUST ASK: WHY ARE YOU TAKING THIS SURVEY MY DEAR HUMAN????)
Snacks with books?
SNACKS AND BOOKS WERE MADE TO BE TOGETHER!
No! I would get crumbs everywhere!
If I'm hungry I'll munch on something while I read.
Is bacon a snack? Because I only eat bacon.
NOOOOOOO!!!! MY PRECIOUS PAGES!!!!! THEY HAVE BEEN DEFILED!!!!!!!
I mean if it's my book I can do what I want, right?
Dog-ears are the only bookmarks (YOU MONSTER)
I LIKE DOG EARS! THEY ARE SOFT AND FLOPPY! MY DOG HAS EARS! DOES YOUR DOG HAVE EARS??? CAN I PLAY WITH THEM????
What's your TBR look like?
SAVE ME I AM BEING SMOTHERED IN BOOKS AND I THINK THEY WANT TO KILL ME.
I have a bunch I'd like to read, but I don't stress about it.
I just pick a random book from the library when I've finished the last one.
Wait.....I'm expected to read something else after this book??? I'M EXPECTED TO READ AT ALL?!?!?!?!?
How do you feel about a reading buddy?
My 500 cats are my reading buddies!
I like talking about a book after I've read it.
NO. I READ ALONE. ONLY ALONE. I AM THE SOLE OWNER OF THE KNOWLEDGE OF THE CONTENTS OF THE BOOK. I AM A MYSTERY.
What else are reading clubs for, idiot?
Do you let people borrow your books?
NO THEY ARE MINE! THEY MUST NEVER LEAVE MY SIGHT!
Only to people I know will return them. Or if I know where they live....
Sure! I mean I'm not gonna read it again anyway....
You can have all my books. I hate reading. WHY DO I EVEN OWN BOOKS!? (Again: WHY ARE YOU TAKING THIS SURVEY, MY CUPCAKE?)
Do you read books with love triangles?
BUUUURN THEM! BUUUURRN THE LOVE INTERESTS! FIRE AND FLAME SHALL KILL THE CLICHE!
I don't mind them when they're done well.
Love triangles are awesome! That's literally all I read!
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