Morse Buttery Application 2017-2018
Are you a professional chef? Have you worked in a Michelin three-star restaurant? Did you receive your Meilleur Ouvrier de France (MOF) at the tender age of 12? Did you learn to build a croquembouche before you learned to walk?

If you answered yes to any of those questions, you should apply to work at the buttery! If you answered no to all of these questions, you should ALSO apply to work at the buttery! Because tbh having a working knowledge of the cheese quesadilla is more than enough experience to be a buttery worker.

That's right folks, you don't need to have any formal cooking experience to be a buttery worker! All you really need is a great attitude, an undying and unyielding devotion to the best residential college at Yale (Morse, DUH!), and a love for making fat ca$h while finally getting to know all those people you friended on Facebook at the beginning of the year but awkwardly avoid eye contact with in the dining hall.

Here's what the job entails: Taking an enthralling one-hour long food safety seminar (you can charge hours for it, too!), occasionally helping bring groceries in from the gate outside of Morse, and working a shift each week from 10:15 pm to 12:45 am while paired with two other gorgeous, brilliant, talented Morsels.

Anyways, please submit your application by 11:59 PM on Monday, September 4. We will be in touch about scheduling interviews, and we plan to select our candidates and have the buttery open within the next few weeks.

TL;DR: Thi$ i$ a great way to get some fat ca$h, make $ome friend$, and have a great time. Apply by 11:59 on Sept 4.

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What class are you?
What's your email address?
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Your digits (so you know when dat hotline bling) [phone number please]
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Come up with a unique, tasty dish using chocolate chips, bacon, pancake mix, bananas, vanilla ice cream, and Nutella.
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Write a short summary of your past cooking experience and why you want to work at the beloved Morsel.
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Write a short poem (3-5 lines) about your dream late-night snack.
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Please let us know if you're busy but would love to work at the Morsel only as a sub.
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If you had to describe yourself in one sentence (which you do because this question is required), what would you say?
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