I called it I Know What Not To Do because that's what people tell me when I ask them how they plan to raise their kids.
Here's how it works: You write your answers here and send them to me. I will write an article about them (keeping your name and any other identifying details anonymous) and then when you have a kid I'll show it to you and we'll have a good larf.
You'll probably also at that time be given a chance to take it all back.
If you've already got kids, feel free to forward this highly scientific questionnaire to people who don't.
The more the merrier! Especially in the family bed!