Dragon Con's BritTrack Vogon Poetry Slam Submission Form
This form is for the 2017 Vogon Poetry Slam at Dragon Con 2017 in Galleria 5 hosted by the humans called The BritTrack.

All poems are welcome and will be read during the review session.

Please complete the form correctly as Vogons do not have patience for incompleteness.

Also, note the rules.


POEM RULES: 

Must be no longer than 42 lines
Must be considered terrible by human standards and beautiful by Vogon Standards.
Must complete the form correctly, or appear in person at Galleria 5 in the Hilton on Friday 8:30pm to be judged by Vogon appointed lesser human-like creatures for judgement. Seal of approval will be completed at this time, where upon entrance into a queue where your poem will be signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters possibly. 

Must be original in origin.

Poetry may be written in person however you must complete the provided form using the provided title with the provided restrictions. Failure to do so, will cause your poetry to be denied and possibly revoked for submission into the BritTrack at Dragon Con's Book of Poetry Considered Terrible by Human Standards and Beautiful by Vogon Standards 2017, set to release at the completion of 42 poems that will be signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters possibly. 

Questions may be submitted and hopefully eventually answered to britishmedia@dragoncon.org
Good luck, and mind the queue.

Name *
Your answer
Contact Email *
Your answer
Race/Species *
Location (City, State, Planet, or Coordinates)
Your answer
Are you attending the convention? *
If "yes" was marked for the previous question, would you like to recite your poem at the 2017 Vogon Poetry Slam during the panel? (Please note that if you mark 'no' the judges will read your poem during panel.)
Poem *
Your answer
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