Let Pilaf Work! Strike Team Application
Emperor Pilaf, as an illegal alien, is currently prohibited from being legally employed by Mr. Boare Industries as our first Director of Excavations. However, if Emperor Pilaf can be proven to be "extraordinary in some sense", he may be eligible for USCIS Form I-140, Immigrant Petition for Alien Worker.
Do you have what it takes to to join the Let Pilaf Work! Strike Team?
Please answer the following questions.
MBI Presents: Let Pilaf Work! Strike Team Application
Emperor Pilaf, Legally Unemployable
What is your name?
What is your electronic mail address?
Do you believe Emperor Pilaf has a human right to money?
Are you willing to sell and/or purchase top-shelf Let Pilaf Work! swag in order to prove that Emperor Pilaf is extraordinary in some sense?
Do you believe that you will someday die?
Yes (and I note that, in answering this way, I have forever disqualified myself from working for Mr. Boare Industries)
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