I Will Literarily Kill You: You. Dead. In My Book.
Hello, I'm Andrew Shanahan and as a writer I often kill people. In my first book, Before and After (https://amzn.eu/d/3TSRtvz), there were several billion deaths.

Imagining gruesome and hilarious deaths for people is tiring work and leaves little creative energy for thinking of the names for those victims. That's why I'm offering you the unique opportunity to let me kill you, literarily. 

No catches, no charges, just fill in your details and I'll add your name to the HAT OF DEATH and let you know when the next book is out. 

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