If you are attending any of the events I plan to attend, paid pre-orders are the best pricing you can get.
This pricing structure is ONLY for paid pre-orders.
Event pricing will be higher.
I will have limited cargo space when traveling and paid pre-orders will have top priority.
Guarantee yours today!
All paid pre-orders come with a reusable tote (good for carrying all your precious books at the signing) & super fun upgraded mystery swag (who doesn't love a good mystery). Mystery Bags contain a wide variety of swag...book goodies (my favorite kind), novelty items (like a walking dick), extra entries (yay Coach), adults toys (you can never have too many of those), even gift cards! (While supplies last.)
See below to pick you mystery swag. (1 pick with 1 or 2 books. 2 picks with 3 books, and 3 picks with a 4 books bundle. (With the bundle, 1 pick is guaranteed to be a pre-order exclusive (for that event) item.)
Each book purchased also comes with an entry ticket for my Coach book drawing for that event. Book Bundles get an extra entry!
SELECT EVENT BELOWPlease select the event you wish to pre-order books for. If you would like to order for more than one event, please fill out a separate form for each. Only orders paid 3 weeks before the select event will receive special prepaid pricing.