"I'm just a person. I'm so authentic/accurate/authoritative/convincing/credible/legitimate/original/pure/reliable/true/trustworthy/actual/faithful and real/absolute/actual/authentic/certain/evident/honest/legitimate/original/palpable/physical/positive/sincere/solid/substantial/substantive/true/undeniable/corporal/essential/existent/material/present/right/sound/stable/bodily/embodied/heartfelt/intrinsic/live/perceptible/sensible/unaffected/undoubted and true/accurate/appropriate/authentic/correct/genuine/honest/legitimate/natural/normal/perfect/proper/pure/sincere/truthful/typical/direct/exact/fitting/regular/right/straight/wash/actual/authoritative/dependable/lawful/legal/precise/undesigning/unfaked/very and vulnerable/accessible/liable/ready/sensitive/susceptible/weak/tender and fake/counterfeit/fabricated/fictitious/forged/fraudulent/mock/phony/spurious/affected/concerned/damaged/impressed/stirred/altered/changed/compassionate/benevolent/charitable/humane/merciful/warm/forbearing/pitying/excited/stimulated/upset/agitated/amazed/blue/capsized/confused/disconcerted/disordered/disquieted/ill/low/muddled/overturned/rattled/ruffled/toppled/unglued/baffled/clueless/doubtful/mystified/rattled/bollixed/discombobulated/floored/lost/nonplussed/stumped/foggy/cloudy/fuzzy/misty/soupy/vague/blurred/dim/filmy/gray/drab/dusty/grey/silvery/Dove/ash/clouded/dappled/iron/lead/oyster/pearly/powder/indistinct/mushy/nebulous/smazy/smoggy/unclear/vaporous/vapory/assumed/imitation/clone/impersonation/impression/mimicry/parody/reflection/replica/reproduction/Xerox/copy/counterfeit/ersatz/image/appearance/copy/drawing/figure/form/icon/illustration/likeness/model/photograph/picture/portrait/angel/carbon/double/effigy/equal/equivalent/idol/match/reflection/replica/match/mockery/parallel/complement/correlate/correspond/imitate/agree/collimate/collocate/compare/conform/accomodate/attune/comply/coordinate/fit/harmonize/reconcile/tailor/yield/follow/keep/mind/obey/observe/proportion/square/suit/tune/ringer/transcription/travesty/burlesque/play/musical/opera/performance/show/entertainment/flop/mask/echoing/mirroring/paraphrasing/parroting/patterning/arrangement/decoration/device/diagram/figure/guide/impression/instruction/markings/mold/motive/original/ornament/plan/stencil/template/trim/standard/criterion/cynosure/guide/norm/paradigm/paragon/prototype/sample/specimen/representing/invented/pretended/psuedo/reproduction/sham/simulated/artificial, and I offer this wisdom in a way that fits into your preconceived image of it."  fits into your preconceived image of it.