Dragon Con BritTrack VOGON Poetry Slam 2018
POEM RULES:

Must be no longer than 42 lines
Must be considered terrible by human standards and beautiful by Vogon Standards
Must complete the form correctly, or appear in person at [PLACE AND TIME TO BE ANNOUNCED! RESISTANCE IS USELESS!] to be judged by Vogon-appointed lesser human-like creatures for judgement. Seal of approval will be completed at this time, where upon entrance into a line where your poem will be signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters possibly.
Must be original in origin.
Poetry may be written in person however you must complete the provided form using the provided title with the provided restrictions. Failure to do so, will cause your poetry to be denied and possibly revoked for submission into the BritTrack at Dragon Con’s Book of Poetry Considered Terrible by Human Standards and Beautiful by Vogon Standards 2017, set to release at the completion of 42 poems that will be signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters possibly.
Questions may be submitted and hopefully eventually answered to britishmedia@dragoncon.org
Good luck, and mind the queue.

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