Making HowManyFuckingSwipesShouldIHave.com Better

A few questions to make the site suck less.
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    Make it look nicer
    Let me log in and log my own swipes
    Let me set custom swipe use patterns for more accurate tracking for me
    Support other languages
    Account for school holidays in calculations
    Make a G-rated version so my mom can use it
    Make an API so other people can make tools with swipecounts
    Make an Android app
    Make an iOS app
    Make a Windows phone app
    Make an Android homescreen widget
    Tweet swipecounts everyday
    Add sharing (FB/Twitter/Insta) functionality
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