(1) This would make it WORSE
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(5) This would be life-changingly amazing
Let me log in and log my own swipes
Let me set custom swipe use patterns for more accurate tracking for me
Account for school holidays in calculations
Make a G-rated version so my mom can use it
Make an API so other people can make tools with swipecounts
Make an Android homescreen widget
Tweet swipecounts everyday
Add sharing (FB/Twitter/Insta) functionality