MHF Keg Sign Up
We need to blow those eastsiders out of the water with beer. Sign up to donate a keg to the resistance.
Who are you?
Are you willing to send a keg with some amount of beer or cider?
Yes, I care about my club. Try and stop me from donating a keg!
No. I kill puppies for fun and I am not sending my precious beer with you asshats. FU, I am joining Brewsquitos.
I don't have a keg, can't find one to borrow, and am a sadist that likes to put my passion juice in the smallest bottle possible to really draw out the pain of bottling. I'll bring some of these.
What sort of connectors do you need?
Ball Lock, because I'm a baller like that.
Pin Lock, because I like to make things difficult and PRVs scare me.
Sankey, yeah, I stole a keg from Thornapple Brewing Co.
I am not very good at connecting with other rational human beings.
What style of luscious liquid are you sending with us?
Shitty IPA that I love but no one else can palate.
A cider that most people at the fest will assume is Carlson's because, well, 5 time Cider maker of the year. That's why.
Something fresh and flirty fruity because it is summer and it will be hot out.
Something dark and sticky icky because it is summer and it will be hot out.
Your mom's bath water.
Gin and Tonic
Some other garbage not listed above.
How will you get the keg to the party?
I will get the keg there myself because I am a fun person and will be in attendance at the party.
I will need someone to lug my hot garbage to the party because I cannot go and hate my life.
I am a troll and not bringing anything. I read through this entire form because I love President Thunder's humor and writing style. Did I mention he is hot and is, BY FAR, the best president this club has ever seen?
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