Airplane Noise Lovers?
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What if I you are a great Airplane Noise Lover? But you are really bothered by the fact that you don't see enough airplanes at your home? Well, congratulations, your dream can become true very soon!
FAA, due to their notorious NextGen implementations, is under big pressure all over the country right now. I bet they are willing to develop some flights over areas where people just love to hear the noise so much!
If you happen to be one of the Airplane Noise Lovers, please, please, help us and help yourself, to fill in the following information sheet with your address, so that we can come up with a neat proposal to FAA for a new flight route, where the airplanes would only fly over areas that people like you reside.
You know what FAA can do now? Due to the implementation of NextGen, we know that they can direct airplanes to follow a very thin line that can be exclusively above your house, all day long, non-stop!
It's going to be a Win-Win-Win situation that everyone would be happy! How can anything else beat it?
We are happy that finally the undue flights over our heads are gone!
You are happy that you finally get the chance to see and hear the air crafts all day long, without even having to step out of your house any more!!
For FAA? They finally found a solution with which nobody would blame them ever again!!
So why wait when your dream can come true? Please act now, fill in the form below, to make our dreams come true!
And the link to this great webpage where your dream life is awaiting you is:
, please feel free to pass this link to your fellow airplane noise lovers.
Together let's build a harmonious community!
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By Typing your First and Last name below, you certify that you voluntarily give your address out for us to develop refined airplane flight routes, so FAA can use this info to come up with some good win-win-win aviation solutions.
Thank you very much for your great support!
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