Important Religious Survey
By completing this form, you will be entered into a drawing to receive one free miracle of your choice
Email address *
How did you find out about your deity? *
Which model deity did you acquire? *
Did your God come to you undamaged, with all parts in good working order and with no obvious breakage or missing attributes? *
If no, please indicate the problem(s) you initially encountered: *
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Have you ever worshipped a deity before? *
If yes, which false god were you fooled by? Please check all that apply. *
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Do you have any additional comments or suggestions for improving the quality of God's services? *
Are you currently using any other sources of inspiration in addition to your deity? Please check all that apply. *
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What factors were relevant in your decision to acquire a deity? Please check all that apply. *
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God employs a limiter degree of divine intervention to preserve the balanced level of felt presence and blind faith. Which would you prefer? *
You god also attempts to maintain a balanced level of disasters and miracles. Please rate on a scale of 1-5 her or his handling of the following (1=best):
Flood *
Sweet
Shitty
Sex *
Sweet
Shitty
Famine *
Sweet
Shitty
Earthquakes *
Sweet
Shitty
War *
Sweet
Shitty
Pestilence *
Sweet
Shitty
Plague *
Sweet
Shitty
AT&T *
Sweet
Shitty
Spam *
Sweet
Shitty
Water *
Sweet
Shitty
Daytime TV *
Sweet
Shitty
Wine *
Sweet
Shitty
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