We here at the Tenderloin Geographic Society are here for you.  As you have doubtless gathered, we spend considerable hours outside our richly wood-paneled offices, stalking the thousand untold stories of this provincial town.  We have been offered hugs, drugs, and warm tallboys, and have occasionally spied moments of beauty mixed with terror.  Just made that last part up, it sounded good.  The terror part mostly revolved around seeing the same dead rat on a corner for two days during a heat wave.  Anyhow!  
 
So if we are, as we say, of the people, that's where you come into the plan.  We want to hear what we can do to make this experience as painless, and possibly pleasurable, as can be expected.  From the internet.  With your clothes on.

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