If you wish to serve Me, being completely honest with Me and yourself while filling out this form will work wonders for you. You will be graded and place in one of two categories. Worth and Wank
Worth is self-explanatory. If you are given this grade you will receive an email invitation to introduce yourself to Me.
If you are given "Wank", then you will get nothing because you are a waste of space, air and time. And I obviously have no time to waste.