Time to head to the Jungle Cruise. This ride recently had a movie made about it. You are excited to see it. It has been awhile since you have ridden the Jungle Cruise. You walk up and see the sign that says Jungle Cruise and underneath it says exotic. You see a few statues that lead up to the ride. Some of them have faces on them.

Their colors on them look muted and weathered with age. You head to the queue. It says fast pass and stand by. You keep going because well there is no one in line. You see a sign that says: “Jungle Navigation Company. Live cargo holding area. Kindly keep your hands to yourself. (If you want to keep them, that is!)”

There are fans overhead as you make your way through the queue. You notice pieces of boats and supplies are on the ground out of the queue. You wonder what that is about, but you do not see the map yet. You keep going. You walk past a sign that says “Elephant Safari Company.” There is also music playing in the background.

Overhead you hear: “Those of you adventurers entering the world-famous Jungle Cruise, please notice there are two lines, one on the right and the other on the left. If you’d like to keep your family together, please stay in the same line. However, if there is someone in your family you’d like to get rid of, just put them in the opposite line and you’ll never see them again.”

You pass what looks to be the Main Office of the Jungle Cruise. It looks messy and you keep moving through the queue. Looking above you see canoes and other items tied on the ceiling. You walk past oil drums and luggage and finally you are at the front of the queue. You are not sure how this will work without a cast member at the helm of the boat.

You decide to man the boat yourself. You are on the Amazon River now. You see butterflies. They are lovely. You go through mist as the boat keeps moving on. You go past little waterfalls. You go past a large snake in the trees. You notice a jeep that is turned over in what looks like a campsite in disarray. You are suddenly on the Nile river. You look and see an elephant on the side of the river. Then you see another elephant on the other side of the boat. It seems like the elephants are talking to each other.

You start to pass zebras, giraffes and cheetahs next. They all stay on their side which seems safe. Oh no a lion is eating a zebra. That poor zebra. You then pass a sandstone formation. You see the Jungle Cruise Band musicians climbing above to avoid getting attacked by animals. You stay on your path. You see crocodiles on the side. You move quickly past them. You see another waterfall. You notice that a piece of paper in a plastic bag is falling down the waterfall when you grab it. It is the peace of the map. You have it. You keep the boat moving to return to its docking station. You pass a plane that looks like it crashed in the ocean. You just have to get to the station. Oh no! You see hippos, you know they are the most dangerous creatures. They will kill you just for fun. You give the boat full power as you work to escape them. You head under the waterfall and get your boat going. You see more crocodiles and also some sort of old temple where you go underneath it. Roots cling to the temple. Oh wow you are now inside part of the temple you see all different kinds of ancient artifacts. It is amazing. You see the dock and you hop off.