Out of Office Auto-Responder

Are we ever REALLY out of the office these days? Other than when we are hiking in the woods, canoeing to a remote island, or on Mars, we are really never more than a few clicks away from being connected. Know what I mean?

In the form below, please share the best and worst out of office auto-responders you've ever seen.

Note: It's okay to include ones that you've written!

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