Hi. I had a hateful morning reading about how to increase my fan engagement on the Facebook.
I don't want to increase my fan engagement. Who are you? Why did you like me?
Are we kindred spirits or are you just a Facebook Fan?!

What Is Your Name? *
Tell me your name.
Your answer
What is your real name? *
What you should have been named.
Your answer
Can I have your email address so I can send you weird personal messages when I feel like it? *
(Don't do it. How do you know she's not a killer?)
Your answer
How did you become my Facebook Friend? Or find me here? *
It's okay if it's American Dad. I just want to know how we met.
Your answer
Do you have a good joke to share that will make me the life of the party for the rest of my life? *
No poo jokes. Unless they're really good.
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