Dear Sexy Bardians,
The Dime Store provides FREE (that's right, free!) condoms, dental dams, lubricants, and other fun items to the Bard community. We are a fully student-run and -operated Service Charter Club. Please note that THE ORDER LIMIT IS 10 PROPHYLACTICS (external and internal condoms, dental dams), AND 10 LUBRICANTS PER ORDER. Products will be delivered in a discrete brown paper bag to your campus mailbox on Tuesday morning, Wednesday afternoon, and Saturday morning. Orders must be in by 5pm on Mondays for Tuesday delivery, by 1:30 pm Wednesday for Wednesday delivery, and 5:00pm Friday for Saturday delivery.Here's how to do this whole ordering business:In the empty space under each picture, write how many of the item you want, or check the boxes accordingly. Leave spaces blank for items you don't want, and feel free to leave us a kind note at the end of your order. Remember, the LIMIT IS 20 TOTAL PRODUCTS per ORDER, NOT per item: up to 10 prophylactics and 10 lubricants.Oh, and PCs? Please note your PC status at the end of your order and specify which dorm you are serving. If you're confused about what to order, just let us know and we can supply you with a fun variety for your residents.Thanks for "shopping" with us. As always, have fun and play safe!
xoxo,The Dime Store
p.s. In an attempt to be inclusive of all bodies and genders, we have switched the terms used to describe our condoms from "male" and "female" to "external" and "internal" respectively.