Mr. Meyer has just been taken into PARCC police custody. He is accused of being too good of a math teacher as all his students passed the Mathematics PARCC assessments without even breaking a sweat. All the literacy teachers were so jealous that they called to report him to the authorities.

Thankfully, he knew exactly what to say to the PARCC Police Captain. Can you solve the volume and surface area math problems to prove your superb intelligence to the literacy teachers and crack the code to see what he said to the Captain?