The Magical Checklist to determining if me and your book will make a dashing pair!

Okay, so here is where you can get a better idea of my tastes. I wrote up some questions that effect me as a reader. Certain answers to these questions will bump you to the I'm sorry page and if you make it through the whole list then you are good to go, provided that your book matches up to my tastes. There are some questions about you as an author on here as well and this is just so that if I want to go back and review your answers I could...or you can do this whole thing anonymously! Thanks for considering my blog as a potential place to spread the word of your book to others! (Most questions will be required to move on to the next one...)
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