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                         Suture Self

Steven, perpetual bargain hunter, was bragging about his upcoming eye surgery at Dave’s Discount Docs.

Bradley winced. “Sounds kinda scary.”

“They have two categories for everything: Best Practices, (yeah, right) or Roll the Dice (a definite no-brainer). I’m not getting ripped off like most suckers.”


“For anesthesia type, I picked Just Distract Me, and for sterilization, I chose Use Clean-ish Instruments.”

After surgery, Bradley drove into the recovery carport to visit Steven, now blind.

Bradley waved dead flowers under Steven’s nose.

“These stink.”
Bradley chuckled. “Got ‘em at a used flower shop. You wouldn’t want me getting ripped off, right?”

Prompt: Please wash your hands
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