Team Application Form

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Welcome! This is the official application form for NEW Cupcake Cartel team members. Put your best foot forward, make us laugh and have fun with it! The more information you share, the better. Like Bob Ross, this helps paint a beautiful picture of who you are.

Name *

First and Last name

Email address *

Country of Residence (which national anthem do you sing before major sports events?) *

Sex ('occasionally' is not an acceptable answer) *

Male

Female

Other

Age (how many years have people been singing happy birthday to you?) *

Instagram name (so we can become besties). Write none if not applicable. *

Facebook name (so we know who you are when you request to join our team Cupcake Chat). Write none if not applicable. *

Team kit *

I will wear team kit at all races

I will wear team kit at some races

I am unable to wear team kit at any races

How many years have you been competing in triathlon? *

Im new. Whats a brick and why are people scared of it?

0-2 years. My sports bottle to wine glass ratio is starting to get out of control.

2-4 years. I spend most of my time in finisher tee's.

5+ years. My knees make noises when I walk.

Tick the description that best describes you *

You have a pain cave and there are no whips in sight

You refer to your upcoming marathon as a training run

Your friends cried during The Notebook; you cried during the television coverage of the Ironman World Championship.

Your bike costs more than your car

You wake up at 4:30am but don't start work until 9am

The inside of your car looks like a going out of business sale at Sports Authority

We ship our hats with stickers on. This is a hotly debated topic. Do you keep the silver sticker on or peel it off? *

Leave it on. I like the stolen look.

Peel it off. Im a person of culture.

What kind of milk do you ruin your espresso with? *

Whole milk

2% milk

Cat milk

Almond milk. Supporting the farmers that milk those tasty nuts.

Which triathlon races do you have planned for 2025? *

What cupcake best describes you? (please make us laugh) *

Please list any current sponsor or team affiliations that you have *

What best describes your competition level? *

Supporter: You can talk the talk and know that a 'brick' is not just a construction material.

Newbie <2years in the sport : You have gone out in public with a number written down your arm or leg.

Social butterfly: Love to train and occasionally race and know that 'bonking' is a bad thing.

Competitive age grouper: When people ask whether you prefer exercising in the morning or the evening, your response is: “both.”

IMWC Qualifier: You have more bikes than kids and you're onto your third marriage.

Aspiring Pro: Your weekly run volume is twice that of of Sam Long's and you no longer giggle when someone uses the term "fartlek".

Most notable achievement (feel free to think outside the square and make us laugh!) *

Why do you think you'd be a good fit for The Cupcake Cartel? *

What do you value when you're part of a team? Select all that appeal to you. *

Community engagement and support

Sponsor discount codes

Exclusive team issue apparel

Training with team mates

Team event meet ups

Live chats with pro athletes and industry professionals

Required

The only serious part of this application and its important: did you enter your email address correctly at the start? Please double check for any errors as this will be our only means to contact you. *

Looks good, get me in there coach!

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