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Speaker Event Questionnaire
These are the questions you answer if you wanna have paul out to your thingamajig!!! Or, if you don't like awesome and fun questionnaires, you can email Paul's helper humans here: pa@permies.com. Huzzah!
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What is the name of your glorious event?
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When and where will your glorious event occur?
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Who are you and your people? Is it some kind of an organization or something?
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What topics would you like Paul to speak on? Check all that apply.
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Rocket Mass Heater
Replacing irrigation with permaculture
a monologue consisting entirely of pirate jokes
Sepp Holzer's permaculture
Wofati Eco Buildings
Raising chickens 2.0: No more coop and run
reading from the "q" volume of the 1978 encyclopedia britanica
Introduction to permaculture
making the big bucks with permaculture
i would like for Paul to stand utterly still and silent so that we can all admire how massively huge he is.
animals in the landscape
truly passive solar greenhouse
something else!
Other:
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What is your favorite email address? (Please note, hotmail and msn don't work for us)
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Where is your event located? Will Paul need to get in his car? On a plane? Can he speak at your event from the comfort of his very own deskchair?
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Let's talk about moneys.
Lots of times Paul doesn't charge anything if he can do it from his office.
He usually doesn't charge much if it's nearby
He usually cuts you a deal if there are gonna be at least 100 people.
If he's gonna travel, it's really gotta be worth his while, one way or another.
How do you see this aspect of Paul speaking at your event working out?
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What kind of accommodations are you willing to provide Paul?
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we have a tree fort (with a very nice ladder!)
we have an entire estate (with staff!) at his disposal
we have a Harry Potter Closet featuring an incandescent lightbulb
we're gonna put him up in one of those fancy suites with a little kitchen and a big couch and all the stuff, like those days when he was a corporate pee-on.
it's nearby, so he can stay at his own place. or it's online or something.
Other:
Can Paul bring someone along to help?
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Yes! Teamwork makes the dream work!
No, he has to do it all by himself...
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How many folks do you expect to show up?
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we're packing out the astrodome. tickets are sold out.
i dunno, my cousin larry said he may pop by, if his dog gets over its cold.
we usually get a few hundred folks, but since Paul is Paul and we're gonna all promote the begonias out of the thing, we're hoping for 500+
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How did you hear about Paul Wheaton and his crazy speaking adventures?
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Permies.com
paulwheaton.com
You reached out to us...
my cousin Larry's been talking him up for ages
He's spoken at our events before
richsoil.com
youtube.com
wait, Paul who? Where am I and how did I get here???
facebook.com
reddit.com
Other:
This is a space to write any other thoughts you have. Maybe a poem. Maybe a movie review. A racy joke. A story about a pirate. Or even something about your event or this questionnaire. (This is your chance to explain or elaborate on any answers, mention some important detail that we did not cover on this form.)
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