The Pia Palladino Sexual Fortune Quiz
This quiz is NSFW, as well as not being suitable for the home, the privacy of your bathroom, or your favorite Starbucks.

WARNING: Some people have found this quiz distressing, and have sought the spiritual shelter of a church to retain their faith in god.

Answer the questions below to the best of your ability and as honestly as possible. The more questions you are able to answer, the more accurate your fortune will be. After you have completed this quiz, you will receive a personalized fortune.

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What be your pirate name?
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What is your Dirty Secret name?
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Pick your favorite crayon color.
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What is your Dirty Hobbit name?
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At which location would you like to be anally penetrated?
What is your James Bond Girl name?
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Which of these sexy desserts do you prefer?
Which Barbies do you want to play with?
Which of these is the sexiest US President?
Add you to my mailing list, so you can read smut I don't put on my website, and hear about upcoming books and other people I think are doing awesome smutty work? *
Thank you for your participation. The Universe will advise me how to help you get laid.
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