You have the remarkable capacity to write the best research papers ever in your area - but you have either problem 1 or problem 2.
Can you explain which problem would be the least annoying for you?
Problem 1: You can inescapably only write in invisible ink, either on paper or on the screen, which prevents academics from reading your texts.
Problem 2: Your research is so intricate that no human can understand it, and only dogs can, so you must learn how to “speak dog” adequately to engage in fruitful academic discussion.
