Join the Pirate Wires crew on 4/9, from 5 to 7PM, for drinks at Gramps in Wynwood, Miami. We have limited space, so join the waitlist below as soon as you can. Paying subscribers will be floated to the front of the line, followed by free subscribers. If you're not yet subscribed, do that now — before you join the waitlist — as we'll be deleting the haters and losers. Finally, if you're too poor for a subscription but you're funny and cool hmu. I'll consider a scholarship.