The Kpopalypse 2020 Survey of important trufax!
Hi! How are you? Please answer with as much or as little detail as applicable.
This is the video for Rockit Girl's "Little Cat".
By taking this survey, I agree to listen to Rockit Girl's "Little Cat".
Are you looking forward to a fun Kpopalypse survey to distract yourself from current troubling world events?
Yes it would be good to think about just k-pop for a while
No, because I know you'll find some way to remind me about the things I don't like
I don't care I'm just here to see how you're going to annoy everyone else this time
On the scale of calmness to panic, where are you right now?
My life is a beauty
I'm just stress
If Hitler was alive today which k-pop fandom would he approve of the most?
Reveluv (Red Velvet)
Why do people think Kpopalypse and AustralianSana are the same person?
Nobody believes this, they are just trolling in a futile attempt to create divisions within the realm of rational k-pop fans
Kpopalypse and AustralianSana are both so attractive that people are dazzled by their sheer visual power which then affects their judgement
People can't believe that two people would actually share all the same opinions, even though they sometimes have quite different opinions
BTS fans can't believe that there's more than one person alive who thinks they're full of shit
They believe Kpopalypse is a reptilian shapeshifter who can transform into a young female at will
Consider the following statement, said to Cheska by Kpopalypse: "Clout is what people who haven't achieved anything with their lives think they get if they get noticed on the Internet. I hate the word too!". Obviously this statement is true and correct. From the following roughly equivalent and very harsh penalties, please choose the most appropriate penalty for people on the Internet using the "clout" slur.
15 minutes interacting with the Reddit/kpop community on Discord
Life in prison
25 years k-pop forum moderator
5 years Yoochun's bathroom janitor
10,000 hours community service
10 years Shindong's tailor
15 years Zico's mobile phone repairer
24 hours listening to Dongkiz' "Blockbuster" on repeat
Here is a video of Honey Popcorn's Yua MIkami.
Is Yua Mikami dating?
Yes, I think there is clear evidence of this in SSNI-127
Yua is innocent and pure like the driven snow, look at all the pretty dresses she wears, also she likes flowers and stuff
I'm not sure I'll ask Johnny Noh, his reporters are probably on it
Do you like sportball posts on Kpopalypse?
Yes, I like it when they do the sport thing
I struggle with the sport ball shape
What is the most dangerous plague affecting the world today
Given all the options on the table, what is the most effective option that governments have to control disease outbreaks and mitigate risk/mortality in large populations without compromising their economies or the quality of life of citizens?
Watch the following short film that UZA did the music for.
It's good music, isn't it.
How much cat content should there be on Kpopalypse livestreams?
More cat content
The same amount of cat content
Less cat content (hint: this is the wrong answer)
What Wonho game are you most looking forward to seeing Kpopalypse cover in part 3 of the Wonho games series? This question is optional, skip it if you are not enough of a refined gentleman/lady to play Wonho games.
Which important issue concerning drama productions should Kpopalypse cover in a future post?
Too many close-up face zooms at times when relevant drama activies are happening out of frame
The lack of English subtitles for SSNI-704
New releases from BBW actresses harder to find than those of non BBW actresses
The visual similarity between certain Gfriend members and certain drama actresses
Due to the effects of COVID-19 on the music industry, Kpopalypse is setting up online guitar lessons. If you are one of the understandably very few readers who would be interested in being taught guitar stuff by some asshole k-pop blogger instead of Paul Gilbert, how much would you be prepared to pay per week (in US$) for guitar lessons? This question is optional, feel free not to answer if you dgaf, or feel free to tell me something more interesting than this question (which wouldn't be hard).
What YouTube video viewing milestone is more important and deserves its own article/thread on your news site or social network of choice?
We all need entertainment right now, so share a joke here. This activity is optional. If you do try to participate try to write something funny that would entertain others, rather than just putting something here you don't like very much. I believe in you. You can do this.
This is the music video for Rainbow's "Black Swan".
What do you like most about Rainbow's "Black Swan"?
The fact that it's the best "Black Swan" out there, apart from the movie.
The Bedazzler use on the girls' dresses
How members of other fandoms use the number 7 in a touching tribute to Rainbow's original lineup
Where the song goes quiet and it drops to that pitch-shifted sample of Laurie Anderson's "O Superman"
The gloryhole scenes
What was your score out of 8 in the recent Kpopalypse k-pop academia/Mein Kampf quiz?
Which K-pop star would look the most attractive in Nazi regalia?
Yeri (Red Velvet)
Go Won (Loona)
Why do Apink keep winning the most fappable video every year on Kpopalypse blog?
Because it's funny
Kpopalypse just being a cunt as usual
Because they are the most fappable
To annoy fappers
Conceptual continuity or some bullshit
Too busy fapping to Apink to have an opinion
This is the music video for After School's "First Love".
What is the most iconic thing about this video?
Oh god don't remind me
I miss E-Young's guitar playing
Where the fuck are these girls, seriously
I hate you
I can hear Lizzy's screams in the dungeon it haunts me at night make it stop
All work and no after school comeback makes Kpopalypse a dull boy
All existence is pure energy condensed into matter and means nothing
Wow look at the tattoos on the legs to cover up the bruises the girls got while learning to pole dance
If you've got any good industry tipoffs, put them here. Reminding you that this survey is anonymous and I probably don't have your IP address or personal details. This activity is optional.
What would be the most surprising outcome of COVID-19 in the k-pop world?
K-pop agencies gives all performers a minimum 15m2 personal dorm space
Nayeon's German stalker becomes a "super-spreader" and is permanently banned from leaving Germany
YG fast-tracks solo songs for Lisa, Rose and Jisoo so the group don't infect Jennie in the studio
Asian Junkie demands Dreamcatcher not make any more group videos due to social distancing
Sadly due to my work situation I've had to slow down the frequency of Kpopalypse posts. However I will still do my best to bring you quality content where possible, and I will bring you roundup no matter what happens. How do you feel about this?
I don't check your site that much so whatever
Yay for less posts because you're an asshole
I hate you yet I love you
You've been doing this since 2012 I don't mind if you have a rest every now and then
I'm gonna give you exercises as punishment you cunt
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