What’s up my dearest BATHead (yes, just YOU. This doesn’t apply to any of those other nincomp**ps)
truly I value and am so so so grateful for the fact that you open these emails and give BAT a chance to make your day a lil weirder / more fun / sad but in a good way.
ANYWAY: I’m long overdue for a lil survey to learn more about you (just you no one else cuz remember they’re id**ts). This shouldn’t take longer than about 2-3-4 min and if it does you can legally sue me!!
Answer any of these, answer all, answer none.