The Idiots Running Club Oath *
I, (state your name), promise to do dumb things, have fun and laugh while running. I will always remember that I am an Idiot and never take myself or any event too seriously. I refuse to take the easy path...ever. If I "DNF" it will be because I have NOTHING left to give or I'm dead. (Now spin around 3 times and spit on the ground) Congrats. You are now officially an Idiot. Make us proud. "ti no trid emos bur"