SAMOSA STUMBLE V
July 18, 2026
5pm 
Warren Park, chicago
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EVENT INFORMATION
SAMOSA STUMBLE V

Here's what we gotta do...
eat 1 samosa
stumble through a 1.1 mile loop
...in 20 minutes
then, do it all again until you quit!

*last samosa eater wins! 

timer re-starts on the :00s, :20s, :40s
you must line up at starting line to eat a samosa on these times... if you're late, you're out! samosa wins! 


warren park, Chicago IL
(start/finish is inside the park somewhere around Bell & Leavitt. you'll hear/smell us!)
we'll have a table at the start/finish with water and of course - samosas! bring whatever else you want... but do you really need anything else??? will you let these darn samosas win????

this is a fun unofficial event... so please see below for donations to cover the cost$ of purchasing a ton of delicious samosas from Oberoi's down the block? https://www.oberoisindianfood.com/

NOTE: Oberois is currently closed - but they were also "closed" in 2025 and we still got 400 samosas. We're trying to get in touch with Sunil once again to secure these special samosas for 2026. There's a million other spots on the same street - but if we have to use anyone other than Sunil - official results will have an *

The CHAMPIONSHIP BELT will be on the line!! (Current 2X champ, Ollie G, is ready for you)

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the samosa stumble scheme...  
1. sign up here and PAY by June 15 to secure your slot/samosas!
2. first loop begins at 5pm SHARP!  (warren park/bell ave)  
3. line up on the :00's, :20's, :40's .  
4. eat entire samosa in the "samosa zone" before looping  
5. run/walk/stumble the 1.1 mile loop.  
6. check your loop off on the sheet upon each return.  
7. line up on the :00, :20, :40!  
8. late from loop or refusal to eat? samosa wins!  
9. if we run out of samosas, we'll try to get more.  
if they run out/close, we'll do a race to eat the final samosa!  
10. the last samosa stumbler wins!  (final stumbler MUST eat samosa, run solo loop to WIN)
  
  
Let's come together and defEAT these samosas!
suggested $25+ "RSVP" *
We need a donation (suggested' $25) for your unofficial official registration. Please pay MORE if you think youll be consuming more! This is a DIY community based "underground" event! Please register/pay by June 15 - so we can pre-purchase enough samosas!
If we have any leftover samosas, they are yours to take home (when YOU lose and if you're still standin!!)
Choose one of the payment options below... and don't forget to pay to secure your slot! (put SAMOSA STUMBLE in your payment note)
100% of $$ will be spent on samosas/restaurant tip/samosa swag & prizes - NOT FOR PROFIT!!!!
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I can probably do ______ loops.  *
each loop = 1 samosa, 1.1 mi, & 20 mins.
example: 3 loops = 3 samosas, 3.3 mi, 1 hour.
(NOTE: many stumblers quit after 3-5 loops historically)
Course record, Oliver Gladfelter was 20 samosas, 22 miles in 2023
PARKING @ Western & Albion / Warren Park lot
...a short walk of excitement to Samosa Zone
...a long walk of shame back to your car 
There is only one belt... Come n get it
SAMOSA STUMBLE HISTORICAL RESULTS
Check out the results for Samosa Stumble (2022), Samosa Stumble II (2023), Samosa Stumble III (2024), and Samosa Stumble IV (2025)
-scroll through tabs for all years: SAMOSA STUMBLE RESULTS
Confirmation details and "talk shit" email will be sent the week leading up to SAMOSA STUMBLE V!

You will quit, but its ok because we all will and samosa wins no matter what!

-Craig Woods, samosa referee, 215.605.9357
picture: Oliver Gladfelter, Samosa Stumble II/IV champ event legend  (and DNS QUITTER of Samosa Stumble III) - This crowd favorite is coming back to finally attempt to defend his current championship belt (2025) at Samosa Stumble V! Will he even toe the line???
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