The aspiring debater in the 21st century is more than just a bright mind with a silver tongue; you are an over-achiever, a multi-tasker, and above all, a go-getter. What you need is clothing that supports your extreme top-of-the-world lifestyle... and looks good doing so.

Knowing the real you... you've come to the right place! The Cicero(TM) fall collection is hand-crafted from only the finest of debatable-origin fabrics, perfect for both those nights spent crying alone or those days used for ''socialising'' with your ''friends''.

Cicero(TM): dress to depress***

Our fashion is supplied by:
How to:
Select your piece of clothing, followed by your size. If you wish to purchase more than one item, you can send additional forms each specifying your desired item and size. Note that sizes are not gender-differentiated (yay equality!) or uniform. For example, an L-size shirt is about as large as an M-size polo (for indication: both of those are our chairman's size).
Which clothing item would you like? *
Which size would you like? *
No distinction between male and female size, so beware!
My name *
Your answer
Are you mature? *
Your answer can be any number over 68
Your answer
***Obviously Ciceronians are not anti-social or depressed people, so please don't take this terrible joke too seriously. If this truly irks you, don't hesitate to send us a message!
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