Thanks for your interest in Swords for Everyone. We know how daunting this can be, but if it makes you feel any better, only a handful of people ever get to see these things (the officers and the guild master).
Although the majority of the guild's decisions are determined by coin flips, magic 8-balls, and voodoo, we do ask that applicants answer questions as thoroughly and completely as possible. We understand that no one's perfect, but good grammar, spelling, and punctuation go a long way in the guild and in this application process.
We aim to review applications within two days, but do not guarantee that time frame.