Please answer the following questions instead of submitting a cover letter, and email your resume to our campaign manager at firstname.lastname@example.org. Please address your greeting to Jenn so we know you actually read this.
(We realize this is a little involved, but these questions make it easier for all of us to find out if we're a good fit.)
If it looks like we might be, someone on Team Sharpe will be reaching out soon. We won't say 'please no phone calls,' because if you manage to find Jenn's phone number somewhere online, you're probably a good fit for this position.
Thanks again - looking forward to the possibility of working together very soon!