Monthly Terrorism Preparedness Month Quiz
Did you know that terrorists plan thrice daily to destroy you and everything you love? That's why this month is Monthly Terrorism Preparedness Month! By building awareness of terrorism through quizzes like this one, we can say we've done our part to fight terrorism without actually doing that.
Please answer all questions thoroughly and don't just pick the answer you think is best.
True or False: Only traitors have to worry about terrorism (and INFRAREDs because there are just so many of them, seriously, they are like mold).
If the Computer announced an evacuation due to a totally non-emergency situation that definitely did not involve quick-moving magma or mustard gas, do you know your HPD&MC-sanctioned Evacuation Conga-Line Route?
Yes, I have the map tattooed on the inside of my eyelids per mandate HP3005.15/a.
Yes, we keep having these totally non-emergency situations like every week, so I have the route memorized.
No, I prefer to run from magma and/or gas in a haphazard fashion like a lost bot in a junkyard.
No, because I do not conga. Ever. Dance of the traitor, that is.
WHATEVER YOU WANT FRIEND COMPUTER PLEASE DON'T TERMINATE ME!!!
Which none of the following items should not be unincluded in a RED-Clearance Emergency Kit?
A bottle of Lo-Led(TM) thirst-quenching water product
A manual-powered can opener power generator and the standard five-prong cord
A warbot with 25mm recoilless laser gun clusters and a max speed of 75kph
All of the above
None of the above
Some of the above (but I'm not telling which ones so figure it out)
Why is Bouncy Bubble Beverage the perfect choice for terrorism preparedness?
B3 is the Mandatory Thing(TM)!
B3 is Better Than Water(TM)!
B3 is the official soft drink beverage product of Internal Security(TM)!
B3: Get yours today before resource shortages hit your neighborhood(TM)!
You overhear your roommate say something that sounds an awful lot like, 'Flergle'. What should you do?
Contact Internal Security's Citizen Snitch Force immediately.
Casually pull your roommate aside and beat the snot out of them as a precaution.
Ask Friend Computer what 'flergle' means because the Computer isn't in charge of literally everything in Alpha Complex keeping us alive so yeah go ahead and ask your question.
Notice that these answers have periods but the ones in Question 3 and 4 do not.
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Suddenly, knives! What do you do?
Suddenly, run away!
Engage in tactical hand-to-hand with your OK-Bar Tactical Fighting Knife with the leather grip and .185 steel blade even though the closest thing to combat you've ever experienced was arguing in a vending machine line.
Grab something a knife should be used to cut, like a RealzMeat ham or a passing INFRARED factory worker.
Check the security clearance of whoever (or whatever) brought knives.
True or False: The best preparedness you can prepare ahead of time is doing everything the Computer says.
During a terrorism-related event, local pharmacies may close temporarily until the blast and subsequent firestorm have died out. How many mandatory prescriptions should you store in your RED-clearance emergency kit?
None, as Friend Computer will surely prioritise your pharmaceutical needs over coordinate life-saving responses to a disaster.
Only the ones whose withdrawal symptoms include murderous rage and/or explosive bleeding.
Only the ones that are not mandatory.
Only the ones that are RED or INFRARED clearance.
How much potable water should you store in your home/dorm/cell in case of a terrorist-related emergency?
1 litre for drinking, 0.5 litres for drinking, and 1 oz. for washing x3 days.
You don't know what a 'Gunga Din' is, but you are totally him.
None, as you have complete confidence in the Computer in deciding your watery needs.
Wait, what does 'potable' mean again?
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