Monthly Terrorism Preparedness Month Quiz
Did you know that terrorists plan thrice daily to destroy you and everything you love? That's why this month is Monthly Terrorism Preparedness Month! By building awareness of terrorism through quizzes like this one, we can say we've done our part to fight terrorism without actually doing that.

Please answer all questions thoroughly and don't just pick the answer you think is best.

True or False: Only traitors have to worry about terrorism (and INFRAREDs because there are just so many of them, seriously, they are like mold).
1 point
If the Computer announced an evacuation due to a totally non-emergency situation that definitely did not involve quick-moving magma or mustard gas, do you know your HPD&MC-sanctioned Evacuation Conga-Line Route?
1 point
Which none of the following items should not be unincluded in a RED-Clearance Emergency Kit?
1 point
Why is Bouncy Bubble Beverage the perfect choice for terrorism preparedness?
1 point
You overhear your roommate say something that sounds an awful lot like, 'Flergle'. What should you do?
1 point
Which method is best for this question has been hijacked by w00ter the best phreak in the tri-sector area send 1,000 xp points to w00ter@phreaknet.pown or your whole dorm will get swatted i swear send me the money naow
1 point
Suddenly, knives! What do you do?
1 point
True or False: The best preparedness you can prepare ahead of time is doing everything the Computer says.
1 point
During a terrorism-related event, local pharmacies may close temporarily until the blast and subsequent firestorm have died out. How many mandatory prescriptions should you store in your RED-clearance emergency kit?
1 point
How much potable water should you store in your home/dorm/cell in case of a terrorist-related emergency?
1 point
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